Never going to be a New York Resident

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

I’ve teleported to a Taco Bell before at 3am, I believe him

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

🚨NEW: Gregg Phillips, who holds one of the most consequential jobs at FEMA overseeing disaster response, is doubling down on claims he teleported to a Waffle House and a church — writing "haters gonna hate" on Truth Social and citing biblical accounts on teleportation.

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

Feels like 44 if we were an axis country
@CycloneLarry69

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

Been thinking maybe it’s time to move to new york….

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

RT IF HORNY FOR CYCLONES

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

I live in Chicago now you clowns

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: AG Pam Bondi has just DEPUTIZED Secret Service and DC Metro Transit officers, giving them warrantless arrest powers in DC

They can now arrest criminals in the streets for violating federal OR local laws.

A HUGE development that will help MAKE DC SAFE AGAIN! 🇺🇸

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

Iran, please don’t miss.

[mack ♡🦇 @imgoinmental]

This is my summer plans

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

Listening to so much KNEECAP so the English missus starts listening to them on our shared Spotify playlist

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

Forgot to get to my flight before the boarding time so I could stare at the peasants sitting in economy (flying 1st class NBD). Next time I suppose.

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I was blacked out drunk last night… but there would be signs

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

I’m in a hell of my creation. Europe edition.

*way worse than the American edition

**back to back world champs

***run it back to 1776

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

"LUIGI. MANGIONE."

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

This is one of those Twitter days that don’t come around often anymore… thank you to everyone for your fucked up minds

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

Spent my entire afternoon putting my enemies phone numbers on Kamala and Trump texting lists. Checkmate cowards. Would hate to be one of my haters (for which there are many).

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

This Zach Bryan song 28 sucks, he should just cheat on her

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

Rip vape
Turn on free bird solo edm remix
Flip car into sport mode
Shame the gas pedal

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

Final weekend of summer, I’ve been resting all week, I’m going to prove the haters (for which there are many) wrong. I know I still have some juice in this old body. See you tonight Capo Deli.

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

To my amazing and loving girlfriend: if you look over my shoulder while I’m on this site and see Sydney Sweeney’s beautiful body it is because my algorithm is full of bad men who are NOT my friends. Please blame @elonmusk not me.

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

I will not threaten anyone on this site, but if one more boom or doom video pops up on my feed a certain fat kid should watch out

[Never going to be a New York Resident @york_future]

I feel like Randy Johnson for the Dbacks in 08 at this bar, i just don’t have the stuff but we are scrapping