Ed Miliband has outlawed tumble dryers and led the first dawn raid on a suspected offender today.
Charged with Net Zero crimes, the rogue appliance tried to make a break for it, but luckily Ed intervened and stopped it right in its tracks.
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Muslims electing Muslims exactly because theyโre Muslims - they then govern as Muslims, for Muslims. Demographic changes, birth rates and mass immigration mean that this is going to accelerate, rapidly.
What is our country going to look like in fifty years? Twenty years? Ten years? Honestly, think about that.
On current projections, Britain has an Islamic future.
That is just a fact. I donโt like it, in fact it terrifies me, but itโs true.
I do not want my grandchildrenโs children to grow up in a Muslim Britain.
Tower Hamlets. Rochdale. Birmingham. Luton. Blackburn. Large parts of London. I could go on.
A sectarian nightmare. Deep divisions across the community in parts of those towns, in others itโs entirely united - united by Islam.
That is our future.
Unless we act, unless we organise, unless we vote.
There is still time.
Restore Britain is the only serious political party that has the courage to stand up for a Christian Britain.
We are the only political party with the courage to do what is necessary.
Mass immigration from Islamic countries will end, day one.
Banning halal slaughter, cousin marriage, the burqa/niqab.
Dominating Islamic prayer will be outlawed, along with any form of Sharia Law.
We will not tolerate the call to prayer being blared out across British towns.
The colonisation of our cities by foreign enclaves practising medieval practices will end.
The islamification of Britain will be halted and reversed.
That is what Restore Britain will do.
If you agree, then join us. Join the party, attend your local meetings, volunteer.
Help us. Because we need it, and nobody else is going to do it. Not Farage, not the Tories, certainly not Labour.
This is up to us now.
And there is one answer.
Restore Britain.
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Is it resignation time yet?
Hereโs Mandy, Keir Starmer sings the Barry Manilow classic to Peter Mandelson, as the Epstein scandal refuses to fade into the background.
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