Carson

25 | he/him

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ Your ass makes my heart skip a beat

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ God I wanna suck on them so bad😭

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ To anyone whose jaw didn’t drop when you saw this, you need to be medically evaluated

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ Take me to PEARidise🥵

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ Literally the most gorgeous girl on the planet right here

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ Fuck. Me.

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ God I wanna bury my face between your legs😩

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ I need those in my mouth🤤🥵

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ I need those in my face IMMEDIATELY

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ Lord to be born a chair😩

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsow_ I can never get bored looking at you❤️

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsoww Never gonna beat the biggest cutie allegations

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsoww Yes ma’am 🫡

[Carson @yormumshouse]

@reapnsoww I’m on my way

[Carson @yormumshouse]

Be Steve Mariucci

-QB coach for the 1994 Green Bay Packers. Cuts an undrafted QB during training camp named Kurt Warner, who goes on to win a Super Bowl and two NFL MVPs

-Head coach for the San Francisco 49ers who drafts Giovanni Carmazzi for QB in favor of Tom Brady. Carmazzi does not play a singular regular season game, and gets cut after two seasons. Brady goes on to win 7 Super Bowls

-Rejects the head coaching position for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that had arguably one of the greatest defenses in the history of the game already on the roster. The Bucs go on to win the Super Bowl immediately the following season.

-Instead accepts the head coaching position for the Detroit Lions