-drops sock on floor-
FINE FUCKING LIVE ON THE FLOOR THEN, YOU SON OF A SOCK.
-comes back 5 seconds later, picks up sock-
Jk, bud. Get your ass in the hamper.
Update: Spider is still alive and well. Today, he crawled across the ceiling of my car while I was driving. Right. Over. My. Head. Needless to say, we're besties now. #oneday#iwillendyou