bridgett wilke

dog trainer. wife. sister. daughter. crazy 'lotl lady. professional pikachu onesie wear-er.

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

I watch #spn and #twd. Does the combo have a name? Can it be "walkingnatural"? How about "superdead"?

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

@RonnieRadke

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

I watch #spn and #twd. Does the combo have a name? Can it be "walkingnatural"? How about "superdead"?

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

@RonnieRadke

[FearTWD @FearTWD]

Did you catch this #FearTWD Easter Egg?

[The Walking Dead @WalkingDead_AMC]

“You’d be a great dad.” #TWD

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

Hell yea, I'm #TeamDaryl! Nothing gets in the way of a badass with a crossbow.

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

I mean, two married people both almost in their 30s, still completely normal to spend Saturday drinking and night playing super smash bros, right?

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

@bitchbucket @s8n

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

I'm such a goddamn scorpio, its sickening.

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

-drops sock on floor-

FINE FUCKING LIVE ON THE FLOOR THEN, YOU SON OF A SOCK.

-comes back 5 seconds later, picks up sock-

Jk, bud. Get your ass in the hamper.

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

-aggressively folds laundry-

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

Update: Spider is still alive and well. Today, he crawled across the ceiling of my car while I was driving. Right. Over. My. Head. Needless to say, we're besties now. #oneday #iwillendyou

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

Me when a spider crawled across my steering wheel while I was driving today.

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

I'm not afraid of pain. Pain, I can handle. It passes. My fear is of judgement, of letting down those I love, of failure. Those stick.

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

@RonnieRadke Wing it.

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

Me when a spider crawled across my steering wheel while I was driving today.

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

Buckle up for safety!

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

@RonnieRadke I mean, only if you're okay with all her friends hearing about how bad you were. 🤷‍♀️

[bridgett wilke @yoshidoom]

Someone bring me cookies. Offering friendship in return. #toolazytomove