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"useless, but a nice man"

[chloe star @snowiecone]

you cant judge an uncle by its pussy

[glowing eyes vico CBUS @vialistpilot]

play that uncle pussy white boy

[maria ⋆˚৻ꪆ @fanginghorror]

vampire snoopy is only two apples tall.

[x0xorodr ᥫ᭡️ @Rodr1xxxx]

Me when “Nicole Kidman” by ADÉLA

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

me after reflecting on the blowjob

[` @evadivalore]

Her house burned down, the man she loved for over a decade cheated on her, she lost her voice, and her own father walked away when she needed him most. And through it all, she kept going, holding herself together. My heart aches for her. This song was meant for her

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

“grandcunt, what was gag city?”

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Car washes are humanity's vain and grotesque attempt to artificially create the natural rain received through Providence. Repent and conscientiously object to car washes.

[darioOo @gunsnsimps]

gay termites be like “i’m eating the house downnn”

[François Arnaud News @FrancoisANews]

François Arnaud for Men’s Health. Shows off his 'Heated Rivalry' workout.

[Emre. @EmreAkn]

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Hot take. I don't think Kristi Noem has had that much work done. I think she's just ugly.

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ YES on B&I, NO on 43 @uhshanti]

when my cousin introduced me to her bf recently, he murmured a joke to himself about “popular knapsack with many different locations” assuming the rest of my family wouldn’t get it and not realizing I would and I was like, sis, you need to marry this dude

[hera @shiningdaisies]

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me

[willa @poIarseltzer]

my white elephant winnings

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I say I gotta skidaddle

[Vulture @vulture]

the holy trinity 🙏

[zay-uh🫀 @zayzayzayz]

“She would have loved you…..like I love you”

#heatedrivalry

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Heated rivalry episode 6…just wow we love you Canada