Yoshi The Yogi

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I only became green when I started meditating.

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The Yoshi said, "You can attain all the coins in the level, but they won't make you rich. They are only worth one point each."

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I'm planning a spiritual journey around Peach's Castle this weekend. We will be feasting on Toad's unwilling head throughout. #ItGrowsBack

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Whoa man

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For the record, Donkey Kong is terrible at #Meditation.

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The road to success is paved with shy guys. #wisdom #advice #truth

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I don't condone killing lions, but it's different if you turn them into eggs.

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Eat fruit, and gradually the secrets of the universe will be revealed to you.

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Abandon Desire.. all shall be consumed in time. http://t.co/NkxTECMxdc

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"Next time you find something mysterious - lick it!" — Yogi T. Yoshisaur #wisdom

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Life is worth the risk -- don't be a fucking Shyguy.

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The Yoshi said: "Don't strive for more eggs, but be happy with the ones you have."