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I'm still not sure how I got here. He/him. 🏴

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I am cackling, what an amazing way to start my day lmaooo

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@biggestjoel Whenever I see this joke, I think of Poe's Masque of the Red Death. Like, haha, yeah, definitely no meaning of the colors in that story.

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Conservatives be like "I hate political correctness, especially when the government orders it!" and then say things like "Department of Defense"

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@BretwaldRadwald @TraceyB40530476 @jmdonv @thehill In absolute awe at this

"It's a constitutional right to protest the government... But what if we made the government a protected class? 😎😎😎"

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@BurnerMejia Yeah it's pretty fun :) kinda nice to just tweet out into the void. I truly am sorry that you couldn't control or compete and didn't belong. Keep your chin up though, champ! You will make it big some day!

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@Nathan_BB1 Yeah man totally you're so smart and clever good job

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@timhlrehh Cheating is cheating, pal

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@Nathan_BB1 @BigBoySnipezz @MGarvalia Gotcha, you got nothing. Okay well call me if you find an argument eventually!

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@Nathan_BB1 @BigBoySnipezz @MGarvalia Show me evidence that it's not then lmao we showed you evidence of Darvish's fingers sticking to his glove then going to the ball, and he pretty famously has ridiculous movement of and reliance on his breaking pitches. So where's your evidence?

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@Nathan_BB1 @MGarvalia Yep, it is suspicious. But since I can't find any evidence of him cheating, and given his high profile and people looking for any reason to knock him out of a game, I'm cool with accepting it at face value for now

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@Nathan_BB1 @MGarvalia Man if I knew I'd also be making millions of dollars lmao go ahead and watch him and see if he's doctoring the ball and get back to me

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@MGarvalia Suspend them all, idc. Show me evidence of deGrom throwing spitballs and I'll show you an ace who needs a 10-game suspension.

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@BooTearinFool @GottaBelievePod He is pressing his fingers against a sticky substance in his glove (maybe pine tar) which allows him to throw pitches that curve more but is illegal

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Men who are very concerned about consuming only "masculine" products are funny to me. Your masculinity is so fragile that it wouldn't survive espresso and milk? A color? Bean water?

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@sovietblobfish This just in: people got sick in an area where people were getting sick. More at 11.

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It's kinda ironic that the trans bathroom bills make it easier for cis men to enter women's restrooms. All they have to say is that they're a trans man and thus required to use that one

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