Is it not madness to be dragging people for speaking their native language! “Yoruba people no like to speak English”. My people perish for the lack of knowledge. When are we going to be rid of this colonial hangover for Forefathers sake!
@jidesanwoolu@PoliceNG
When we refused to leave the streets in October 2020, we were referred to as recalcitrant #EndSars youth that just wanted to make trouble.
TWO YEARS after a panel made recommendations regarding those cases, they have still not been implemented..
Why don’t we have Father Christmas (Santa Claus) with black beards? I’m just asking🤷🏽♀️ Where are my “Afrofuturist”! Can someone design Father Christmas… not Santa Claus…..
People will see me outside now and think that I’m normal. I just finished talking to my plates and pots. Like I literarily thanked them for their service this year as I put them away getting ready to leave my house for the holidays. You can’t make this S*** up!
My 3-years-old is so smart. You can’t get anything past him. He sees, hears, and tapes everything. Yet, guess who just fed me Jollof rice over the phone. “Mummy open your mouth” “Do you like it” I kuku played along “Uhm So delicious Zane, thank you”. He was so happy.
Toddlers discussing their assignment on earth with God
Toddler 1: I promise to frustrate the daylight out of them to the point that they’ll contemplate putting me up for adoption
Toddler 2: I’ll keep them on their toes 24/7
Chorus: Our abilities wil generate doubts &DNA testing