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The beautiful game

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@belfastairport hi on Monday I'm travelling from Glasgow to Stansted via Belfast International, I have one hour between flights will I have to go through security again in Belfast?

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@SandyofSuffolk Cunt of a woman.

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@LawrenceRe10513 Does anyone fall for this nonsense?

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@easyJet hi, I'm due to get a 1-day fast track passport, very last minute and will get it be just under 2 hours before I'm due to fly. So, I can't check-in 2 hours prior because I won't have my new passport number. Will I get a boarding pass at the airport approx 1 hour before TO

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@DaftLimmy My hero!

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@TheAthleticFC Surely has to go to down as the greatest ever.

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@scotlandscoeff1 And no Raskin?

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@DaftLimmy Pity it didn't result in you being able to tell us you met him once and he was surprisingly down to earth, and very funny!

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@grahamallen Fight what exactly?

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@Joey7Barton Get it right up you, scumbag 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Zonal_Marking The guys a cocksocket

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@barneyronay After a CL trip to the Metropolitano earlier this season I, along with 3000 others, had a kettled walk to a tube station 1.5 miles away. They didn't even have the decency to go to the nearest station. Vamos!

Away fans get treated like dirt everywhere in Europe, except in Germany

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Got to love Jose but I'll never fully forgive the cunt for Seville #UCLfinal

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You can't have ifs/buts/maybes against Real Madrid, they are ruthless and the only way to beat them is to be ruthless #REALMADRİD #UCLfinal

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Scotland’s game against Israel delayed as protester chains himself to goal https://t.co/wPV3qIamHH

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@cultkits £110, do they cure cancer?

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@SuellaBraverman And without mentioning the words 'boats' or 'small' tell us one good reason?

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@fiago7 @Ali_bhafc Did you just mention fan culture and the EPL in the same sentence? Come on 😂

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @Towno10 @PhilippeAuclair @bglendenning Now that Parody Klopp has gone who will take on the responsibility for moaning about KO times and fixture congestion?

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@sidlowe There's something really really likable about Alonso.