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@Howlingmutant0 @yelldeadjell Perhaps the only GBC game with jiggle physics. It's a technical marvel if you think about it.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Look at those tits jiggle around, now this is gaming

[Yosutebitoo @yosutebitoo]

In retrospect, the sexual abuse of Hollywood starlets was a small price to pay for having beautiful women in media

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

Polly from the 2008, Weinstein-produced, Nutty Professor cartoon is probably the most 2008-looking character design I've seen in an animated movie

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@DAKKADAKKA1 The problem is that doing an impression can only carry a joke so far. You have to be actually funny.

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@thelostsnail1 @Misaori01 For me, it's the tan lines.

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The fan service is nice, but I just want a new halfway decent anti-grav racer. Even the Wipeout franchise is dead.

[DOA Momiji @momiji_doa]

For over two decades that I played F-ZERO GX, I just now discovered you can unlock characters from the arcade version plus little epilogue movies. This game had more fan service and jiggle physics than I thought. Fuck you Nintendo letting this franchise die! 😡

[Yosutebitoo @yosutebitoo]

N-no...

[Jiggly Wigglytuff @biglypuff2]

@yosutebitoo @himbo_anonymous You’re a white person with an Asian fetish aren’t you

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@Natsuki_ngtk I think you underestimate how even mundane Japanese locations can be fascinating to non-Japanese. We just love Japan.

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@lino492 "Kalos isn't just Paris"

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It's kind of sad that they stopped making Pokemon regions based on Japan and started making regions based on places nobody cares about like Paris

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

Pokémon regions based on the country of Japan

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@MKUltraMoney @thegangway8 @GodNikaJoyBoy The people have bad taste

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@YoraiShemBadui I think I'm not Israeli enough to understand the joke

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@Alkiaris Ok buddy

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>towns based off of Europe are wealthy, vibrant, and cultured
>town based off of Japan is an uncivilized shithole plagued by dumb rituals and superstition

What did they mean by this?

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@thegangway8 @GodNikaJoyBoy Gen 4 had the perfect balance of 3D assets to blend in with the 2D sprites and tiles.

And this looks like slop to me:

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Then: "wouldn't it be cool if they remade this classic game from our childhood?"

Now: "they're going to desecrate another one, aren't they?"

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@GodNikaJoyBoy I hate Gen 5 btw

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@VtuberSticky Never thought a "He/Them" could cook up something this good

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@SomethingBanter That's what gave them aura.

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Thank you, Wackoid, for publishing my article on this ridiculous game.

Please give it a read if you're interested!

[Wackoid @WackoidMag]

Street Fighter II’s massive success in the 90s spawned endless clones, but none are quite as bizarre as Strip Fighter II for the PC-Engine.

Find out if this shameless, unpolished cash-grab is actually worth playing. 🥊

[Yosutebitoo @yosutebitoo]

The TV is behind the couch

[TheWizard @TheRealWizar]

The ultimate retro setup doesn’t exi…! 😮

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