You Get Me

Incredibly relatable tweets. It's like I have ESPN or something.

[You Get Me @you_getme]

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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I'm in no position to have high standards but it doesn't stop me

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"Beauty sleep" is bullshit. I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trash can

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Don't invite me to your wedding because I will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

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If you don't have a crush on me you should probably reevaluate your priorities because I'm perfect

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date night but your date is chocolate and you sit at home and eat your date

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In case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you.

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side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

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*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

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when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell you man

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Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.

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Be somebody nobody thought you could be.

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why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester.

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“Confidence is not ‘they will like me’ Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’”

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it’s 2014 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

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if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with