Thomas ™ Martin

[Maryland Sports Report @MSRterps]

Getting Balogun off his red card just to look like we’ve never played before

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

I hit “translate” and audibly laughed.

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

[zach @zachleft]

The concept of champions league winner and all-time top foreign premier league goalscorer Mo Salah staying at the northern quest casino & resort outside Spokane, WA

[Duck @DuckisDeranged]

We do this in reverence because a new pond is being formed somewhere.

[Thomas ™ Martin @youareadyknow34]

You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the hero

[Ty Dane Gonzalez @TyDaneGonzalez]

So uh, yeah, let's get that done

[rachel yara @bugposting]

ok sounds good! Do you want a small medium or large

[𝖏unie 𓈒 @juniesverse]

ive been thinking about this all day

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

netflix subtitles be like [speaking spanish]

BRO 😭 translate it thennn

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

[dbt enjoyer @gangstabilly]

running some aarons

[Thomas ™ Martin @youareadyknow34]

🫢😳🤯

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

“Okay now one where you have that shit on please”

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

To those who didn't catch the easter egg: these tiles are in the shape of an M, to honor the concept of Mail

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[woods @wuooods]

very liberating that if you fool the same guy more than once it's low key not on you anymore