YourfriendlynbhdGOD

tell me what you wish for ? but don’t dm unless you want a #tarotreading or #pastliferegressiontherapy✨

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

Starry Night of famous artist Vincent Van Gogh as textured art

Canvas : 30 inches by 15 inches

(Please retweet for visibility, tryna sell this artwork)

Thank you 🫶

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

Do yk why candle is named candle ? Cause it CAN make the DULL moments bright 🕯️

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

We wanted to be adults so bad.
Now look at us.
JUST FKN LOOK.

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

Every group of friends has one person whose only contribution is saying, Bro… bro… BRO… before explaining absolutely nothing

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

@_nugsndugs Maid Ki tarah kaam kar karke mer bhi rahe hi hai sab

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

@lonerondeck You can’t see it maybe bcoz you’re in love. Pyaar me log andhe ho jate haina

[✨deepanshi ✨ @DeepanshiKukkar]

only in Mumbai would I pay 1/3rd of my salary to live in a matchbox how tf do you justify this shit

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

@DeepanshiKukkar Calling it a matchbox is disrespectful….to matchboxes. They at least can light up the world but here we are

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

My meow reflexes have become so catastrophically aggressive. The second I see a cat, I say meow. Rn I saw two cats and instinctively meowed at them. Then I realised I am on the fifth floor and they can’t even hear me.

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

I have the survival instincts of an unpaid Disney princess.

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

@sniggy21 Old enough to give life advice. Young enough to ignore my own.

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

Automatic doors are way too excited to see me than most people, they’re like hey enter.

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

My four holed underwear has supported me more than you did, bitch

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

I know why trees don’t speak. They have watched humanity invent taxes. I’d stay silent too.

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

Imagine how the invention of Applause must have been. Neanderbros was giving a speech, one dude just starts aggressively high-fiving himself. Everyone watched that lunatic violently sandwich his own hands together for no medically explainable reason and went ,yeh I’ll do that too

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

The first person to clap must’ve scared the absolute shit out of everyone.

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

I’m convinced every pigeon has a human they absolutely fucking hate. Mine knows my schedule. Somewhere there’s a pigeon group chat called “Operation: Fuck That Guy.”

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

Rock music anyone ?

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

The funniest part? My life is still an absolute dumpster soufflé. The soundtrack just bullies reality into waiting its turn. Do it and enter your delulu world. It’s a cool way to manifest.

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

Everyday during the metro station part, people running everywhere around me, rock music is playing In my headphones and

[YourfriendlynbhdGOD @youareit__]

For 30 glorious seconds I’m not late for work… I’m making the hardest entrance this planet has ever accidentally witnessed.