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I got dozens of friends, and the fun never ends
That is, as long as I'm buying

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

They landed the boat in Portsmouth.

Then they tried to load the men onto coaches and roll them inland like cargo.

Locals put their bodies in the road and said no.

That’s the whole story. Government lost control of the Channel. Citizens took the next mile.

Dover yesterday. Portsmouth tonight.

When the state won’t guard the coast, the street will. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@ishapiro Is this a satire account? A precrime multi year database of individual movements recorded, saved, cross referenced for potential use in the future? The equivalent to stop and frisk...minus the tiniest bit of suspicion? Think showing your papers outside the 10min city.

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

These Muslims threatened Italy and the Italian people, saying they would blockade Venice and Mestre if a mosque wasn't built. Simone Carabella went to explain to them that Italy belongs to Italians and that if they want a mosque at all costs, they can leave. Simple.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The @IJ has documented well over 100 incidents of license plate reader abuse, and they say that is likely just the tip of the iceberg. 157 local governments have already canceled or declined to renew these contracts since the start of 2025.

Americans are not asking police to stop solving crimes. They are asking a simple question the Constitution asked a long time ago: Where is the warrant?

https://t.co/UUdcAXqPhA

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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@Alladdin1983 I don't claim anything...there are folks that served in VN that never got coverage for what they actually had.

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@LauraBabcock Tell me again about freezing bank accounts of people peacefully protesting, or supporting those peacefully protesting...

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

An American traveler got off the bullet train at Kyoto Station.
Thirty seconds after the doors closed, his stomach dropped:

His leather wallet was still in the seatback pocket of Car 7, Seat 14-A.
Cash, credit cards, passport — everything.

The train was already accelerating out of the station at 180 miles per hour,
heading for Tokyo.

In panic, he ran to the station attendant, stammering through broken Japanese.

The attendant didn't roll his eyes.
He didn't hand the traveler a claims brochure and say "Check our website in two weeks."

He pulled out a radio.
He called the train's head conductor while the train was traveling at full speed through the mountains.

The conductor walked to Car 7, retrieved the wallet from seat 14-A,
verified the name on the ID over the radio,
and placed it in a secure pouch.

When the train stopped at Nagoya — forty minutes away —
a station officer was standing precisely at the car door.
The wallet was handed off, placed on the very next Kyoto-bound train,
and within 90 minutes,
the traveler was holding his wallet on the Kyoto platform.

Not a single dollar was missing.
Not a single credit card touched.

When the traveler tried to bow and give the attendant cash as a reward,
the attendant stepped back, bowed lower, and smiled:
"Welcome to Japan. Please enjoy your trip."

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@IfindWankers I didn't know it was PC to call illegal immigrant trespassere 'idiots', but I am ok with it.

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@eevblog @DrewPavlou

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@SteveLovesAmmo I thought gender was fluid...

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@DosStandards @luke_vacation So like a NY cab?

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

In less than 150 seconds, Bill Maher explains how Israel gave back Gaza to the Palestinians in 2005, and instead of turning it into a Dubai, they chose Hamas and wanted war.

They refused every peace deal Israel offered them.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@CallahanAutoCo You can get a good look at that steak by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass

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@SkyNews it is called a fkin globe

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny

[Becky Weiss @Becky_Weiss_]

Maybe a hot take on my part here, but I think anyone who murders children, insane or otherwise, deserves the death penalty.

No I don't care if you went insane. You still did it and you are not fit to remain in society, nor are you worth keeping alive on the taxpayer's expense.

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@IAmSteveHarvey Just don't watch The View or MSM

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@Tetris_Official

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

A man in Manchester became known as “Wanksy” after drawing explicit graffiti around potholes to force the city to fix them faster.

The markings made them impossible to ignore, and several were reportedly repaired soon after. 😭