YouBeMom

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@Kayakwisdom @nprfreshair @fmanjoo Or how about experiencing #FreshAir?

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Before #OITNB season 5 premieres on Friday, #SesameStreet has shared a (G-rated) parody of the Netflix show. https://t.co/DUYeGA2snn

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My life flashing before me as I was dying would be a series of me in line at various @cvspharmacy locations with cans of @HormelFoods chili

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Are vaginal and clitoral orgasms the same? #YBMSpeaks https://t.co/zgQKUDOKVI

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13 pound dog swallowed a chicken wing whole? YBM response: Give him some blue cheese and celery https://t.co/Y8k8pAw2ii

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@WhoresofYore @JamesJoyceCentr @jamesjoycetower If I'm going to read something foul, I'd prefer those amazing James Joyce letters over any of the trash showing up in the news today.

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Why are @TheRealTriscuit so expensive? Particle board ain't cheap https://t.co/6DCENBd2yk

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So @serenawilliams won the Australian open while pregnant?! Seems so...total bad ass. #serenawilliamspregnant https://t.co/G9KWrzUxGZ

[Reddit Popular @redditpopular]

Totally legit note I got from my 7yo's school today https://t.co/p4NilQ1qbt (https://t.co/SdhG74OULt)

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Which type of hepatitis would you rather have? Mint chocolate chip #random https://t.co/p1wfWkD1tU

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

Good morning.

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The last time I shaved my bush I found a Japanese soldier in there who didn't know WW2 was over. #SPRINGBREAK https://t.co/5jH6O6kTHo

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Is Melania missing a wind machine and Air supply sndtrck or is she channelling her inner realtor of the month? https://t.co/pRN4ViArG8

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YBM expected lighthearted whimsey from @ABC2020 Charles Manson doc & a musical number "Sharon Tate, Meet Your Fate" https://t.co/cyUTmPjbJq

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A pony is not a baby horse, brown eggs come from brown chickens, & quesidilla doesn't mean "What's the deal?". https://t.co/VrPPc4Tf9p

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Remember the old mobster who pretended to have dementia? he wore those https://t.co/Q7qKI9LAZU

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@AliasLily Oh yes, discussed to death, from every angle. Whether the woman was the nanny or mom, she really knows how to enter a room!

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Behind every great man is a woman and his kids crashing his interview and making him famous. https://t.co/U0oGW1oQ93

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

When live TV goes wrong...

This BBC TV guest's children become the stars of the show.

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YBMoms love the @Robert_E_Kelly BBC interview. Especially the baby in the walker & the bed disguised as a table. https://t.co/ry7RXn6EvD https://t.co/DzGzH9qUWv

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Children interrupt BBC News interview https://t.co/xnpVTfgGEL

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#AprilTheGiraffe is probably lying about her due date so Oliver thinks he's the father @AnmlAdvntrPark
https://t.co/1igLFzpg0H