Inside Voice

This is the twitter account for my thoughts and feelings that are not advisable to share with anyone I know or have acquaintance with.

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

When my dad says he's locking himself in the study to do the banking I highly suspect he's got a bit muddled

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

managed to fold my stomach like a tortilla this morning. only thing is to eat more pizza "is that dominos?...."

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

today is not a day to be around me #irrationallackofsleeprelatedanger

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

I like coca cola but afterwards it feels like someone has done a furry shit in my mouth.

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

Today has been shit. Can't blame today though. Today would've been today whatever day it was.

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

@LuluStarr52 cliche fat ginger kid at the park bright red puffing on inhaler today. U look nothing like him.

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

Actually woulda shot myself if I had a gun at the end.

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

Tried to explain to father-in-law that even though I went on amazon 2 years ago on his computer, he can still create his own account...

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

There is no point trying to explain the internet to the old, they will never get it.

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

Feeling refreshed after a nice relaxing bath. Yes I did wee in it as I got out.

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

FYI when in bed cuddling (strictly PG rated) who else thinks it would be a lot more comfy if their arms were detachable?

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

2 minutes post-coital. OH SNORING and I've had to 'finish off' in the bathroom #suckstobeawoman

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

diet coke makes me piss. but can't be bothered to move. if i 'go' here i will have to clean it up...worth it? #yourthoughtsplease

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

my feet smell like vinegar #isthatnormal?

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

or is that too much too soon?

[Inside Voice @youdidnotaskbut]

how to start this new form of thought-release?! should I tell you that I have a massive poo brewing but want to hold out til after dinner?