Barry Hubris

Oh, Twittering! How keen. Keener than a ham sandwich. Keener than a mustache and a Camaro? No, friend. That level of keen would blow up the universe.

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@RachelHeine @queenkandis nice to have strong options. Just felt like all the love for Jones was over the top when it felt like a VM retread

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@queenkandis @RachelHeine Logan = among best antiheroes ever, Piz = douche or that VM was far smarter & tougher than Jessica Jones?

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

A rather pointed statement on SCOTUS vacancy from @SenWarren --

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@PFTompkins it's cool if it is after Tom Poston?

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@HouseofGlib @AndyRichter they're really devoted to their virginity. Like they wouldn't even touch Mary with your dick.

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@billscher @ebruenig empathy

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@kremmits @TheTweetOfGod the members of the nazi party overwhelmingly self ID'd as christian.

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@AndrewSiciliano without him they lose. So yeah not like their QB did anything.

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@nerdist that's Freddie Mercury? Silicon Valley is amazing.

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@michaelianblack @HarlanCoben 50% of the game is preparation. 50% effort, 25% execution & 10% insemination. U don't win all 4 phases u lose

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@richeisen @Broncos he'll do a helluva job keeping them on a fast pace.

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@michaelianblack he looks so ashamed of himself when he's on stage. Guy has serious self esteem issues re public speaking.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

“Look at that, you son of a bitch."

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@AndrewSiciliano @NFL they do get it's a business right? Players risk millions at the pro bowl

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@nerdist becuz they write the shows for children?

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@kairyssdal why? NFL didn't test for HGH when this allegedly happened. It's like getting in trouble for cutting the tag off a mattress

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@pattonoswalt @Rubycon_ in college a fan reminded everyone their name is Pixies. They are not The Pixies. He dressed like Morissey too

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@Marketplace @kairyssdal @DavidBrancaccio well you go and hold your breath until they let you in, Carly. Show those bullies.

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@kairyssdal @ReutersBiz go for ten settle on 1. Still be a boon.

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@PaulPabst @AndrewSiciliano @dpshow Brown went over the middle. Dunno why WRs think they can do that...