Swerve Of Helex

⚝ Owner of the best bar of the Lost Light!
⚝ Tiny frame but big mouth
⚝ NO guns, NO swords, NO briefcases.

|| Usser is 25! dms open! minors DNI

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Remeber that during the happy hour you have free re-fill of your drink! 🎉🍹

Only at Swerve's! the best (and only) bar in the Lost Light!

[[OOC!! Usser info!

- english is not my first lenguage + I'm dislexic/srs.
- getting into rp after a long while
-I don’t bite!

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EEEHH

HIHIHIHIIHIHIIIII
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[Robot Husband of the Day @robothusbando]

Today’s Robot Husband is Swerve.

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Not again.......

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For some reason, I have the overwhelming sensation that I'm in danger right now........

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@EmpyreanSweetie I want you to squash me.... between your thig— NO, SIT ON MY FACE

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@EmpyreanSweetie Doing that to u btw

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@TailgateRF @decepticonSIC EWWWWWWWW

[комедія дивану з тетрагексу | 🇺🇦rudni @shbllkaa]

mimir

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@EmpyreanSweetie OUGH WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE

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@EmpyreanSweetie Hey pookie, my sweet angel of— cannibalism? Mwaah

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@mr_dr_eyebrows What kind of question is that? Of course we have curly straws! They are pretty popular

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WOAAH!

It's been a while since I did this, right? Riiiiight

Well! There isn't so much to tell. My pookie has been helping me around, he is such a cutie ❤️

Oh, right!!! this is a good moment to remind all of you that our drinks can be made without engex in case you need it!

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@Red_Not_Here Tchhh kinda? I would say yes, but I guess he still has some cannibalistic instincts—

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@STARSCREAMies "Normal" aha... yeah, pretty normal looking, uhmm... y'know, Tarn got turned into a dragon one time...

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@STARSCREAMies Hello?? Starscream?

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@Red_Not_Here Well, he is nice, he helps me around the bar, he is sweet... what else do I need to call him a cutie?

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@Red_Not_Here Hey, I know that Tarn is... well, Tarn. But trust me, this one is different, he is a cutie patootie