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My getaway from reality ||5 10” Queen || Learning data analysis

[Audrey_ @youfoundaudrey]

Letters from my heart to you! Listen to Dear Audrey on @forpodcasters https://t.co/WXzJC32ak7

[Big Yetty 💚 @yetunede]

- Fresh jeans at Iyanaipaja, open bale
6am sharp on weekdays.

- mesh gowns and hot girl outfits 6pm-9pm everyday

- corporate gowns, corporate 2 piece 5pm -9pm everyday

- for hot girl tops, just wait till 7:30pm. That place where they call Lekki Ajah, Chakam!

[TemiOnAir 🎤 @Temi_bellz]

Salary has not dropped but it has finished

When does it even end

[Audrey_ @youfoundaudrey]

@AdelajaSol8219 Until they send you mail that they’re downsizing and you might be on the queue😭

[Audrey_ @youfoundaudrey]

@Sir_Rexpect Chemistry

[Nanya💕 @Simply_Nanya1]

When I was pregnant for my first child, I jokingly told me husband if there’s any complication and doctors said I need CS, I’ll do it o😂

Na so my oga tell me say I dare not😂
It’s either the natural way or I forget it
😆

that I’m not the first to be pregnant 😂 that’s how I —

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

A career pivot sounds exciting until you are the one making it.

Behind every "I'm transitioning into a new field" announcement are questions people rarely talk about:

• What if I have to start from scratch?
• What if I earn less than I do now?
• What if nobody takes a chance on me because I lack direct experience?
• What if I spend months learning new skills and still can't get a job?
• What if I leave and realize I made the wrong decision?
• What if people think I'm confused or unstable?

[Audrey_ @youfoundaudrey]

@Pejuola_a Now that I’ve found you
I’m searching
Customer support roles, data analysis internships, graduate trainees roles.
Plus you could review my CV too🤗

[Dammy Twitch @DammyTwitch]

My highest grossing actor ! ❤️

[Deisine @TDeisine]

They don’t want to marry their age mates, but at the same time, they want the young girls they are pursuing to be financially independent and not demand much from them.

They don’t want a woman who makes her own decisions but they want a woman working full time and contributing financially to the household.

They want a full time submissive housewife who earns, submit all to him and allow him decide everything that goes on in the house.

Delulu on steroid

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

I was unemployed for 6 months.

- Gave into vices. lol. Drank till my ulcer triggered in the midnight and I almost died. Then I realized that I’m being foolish. Picked myself up.
- Went to driving school. Perfected my driving.
- Sent applications everyday. Lived and dwelled on LinkedIn. Applied for everything and anything.
- The applications started yielding fruit so on some days I had tests or interviews.
- Used WhatsApp less so that seeing people go to the office won’t trigger me.
- Started learning financial modeling with my friend, Femi
- Realized it wasn’t a thing of shame and told more people about it (Buchi unofficially employed me pending when I got something. Uqbah later connected me to my next role)
- Slept like a mad person 😂. Learnt new dishes too. I just dey cook, dey chop.
- Avoided relationships like a plague. Na words of affirmation I wan give?
- Avoided my folk’s place too. I no fit dey grind pepper when I suppose dey work.
- Dyed my hair red. Wanted to get a tattoo but it was more expensive than my depression.
- All in all, came out stronger ❤️

[Audrey_ @youfoundaudrey]

@Steadi_lady @therealchilotam Where’s the threadddd

[Audrey_ @youfoundaudrey]

June🌺

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

"I am legally married to Chidinma, and I am spiritually married to Precious."

- Jeffrey

[Spina Kicks🥇 @Spinaaaaa17]

This 2 years old singer shocked everyone 🥹❤️

I was playing piano in los angeles when Leona asked me if I could play "let it go" from frozen💠🎹

As long as I started playing she noticed and microphone above her head and the rest was history ❤️❤️🥹🥹

[iza @izamamaa]

No, tell me the real reason he sold it. Don’t say medical debt or I’ll lose it.

[Audrey_ @youfoundaudrey]

@ChuksEricE Why am I tearing up
People are really going through a lot🥺

[Kaerariyaa @caerariyaa]

Cookies 🍪

[👑K I N G👑 @kingsuleiman27]

You know the funniest and most delusional thing I’ve seen in this cheating conversation?

Men think they are the only ones who enjoy sex. And when a woman goes out to have sex or cheat, just like they also do, they believe she’s only suffering her sexual organs. You hear statements like:

“Na her private part go suffer”
“Her body go tell her”
“Na she go depreciate in value”
Etc…..

[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

Your wife should not get a job and cannot do anything worthwhile but your prayer is that your daughter should be president and you want her to dream big cos she deserves the best. You dey mad.

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

This idea that sex “blinds” people is so exaggerated 🤣

You can literally have great sex with someone else. There’s no D on this earth that’s so special it would keep you trapped in a terrible relationship.

People stay in bad relationships because of emotional attachment, fear of starting over, fear of the unknown, pressure to marry, financial dependence and low self esteem. These things keep people stuck far more than sex ever does.