ujjwal

Random thoughts & views here. Not to offend anyone.

[ujjwal @youjay77]

In between the cigarette puffs, he said that he's going to run a marathon to spread the awareness of cancer
#LifeGoals #Marathon

[ujjwal @youjay77]

@RailwaySeva @praveenpks25 Hi sir. Here is our pnr number
6609763043

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Parents: Look at Sharmaji ka beta.
Le Me: Look at Sharmaji.

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Expectations: Add 20 alarms with 20 different tunes so that I'll wake up to atleast one.

Reality: Sleep well listening to the playlist.

#SleeplessNights #MusicalMornings
#ExpectationsVsReality

[ujjwal @youjay77]

My mornings be like...
I hate my alarm when it rings.
I hate it more when it doesn't.

#10amClub

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@kingchiru15 @AKPPL_Official Ee movie naaku kuda nachindi. Kani aa vishayam cheppthe ee fake profiles sangam nannu accept chestunda?

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@kingchiru15 Alaage rod ee shyam kuda choodalsindi annaya

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@kingchiru15 That me through this me is talking to me

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@kingchiru15 Sk movies lo logic aa??? 🙆🙊🙊🙊

[ujjwal @youjay77]

@imkgs Is it about EverGreen from Suez Canal?

[ujjwal @youjay77]

#Tenet was good. It would've been a great movie if they added that one scene.

Which one?
Michael Jackson doing the forward moon walk

[ujjwal @youjay77]

@kingchiru15 Warner wicket padindi

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@kingchiru15 Annaya... Kazipet station daggara bread omelette kuda ilaage vuntundi kada... @sandeeptekkali what say?

[ujjwal @youjay77]

@canva You start with something in your mind and you end up creating something else

[ujjwal @youjay77]

@qatarairways @emirates @etihad
You know what to do. C'mon

[Ich weiß nicht @ouchslander]

@KuwaitAirways @HDFC_Bank smartbuy and @YatraOfficial this is daylight white collar robbery. We have not received any clear details on our international flight ticket refunds for 4 months now!

We keep getting deflected from one person to another with NO CLEAR RESPONSE

[ujjwal @youjay77]

Looking for social media content writers.

#hiring #interns #contentwriting #writers #socialmediacontent #digitalmarketing #socialmediamarketing

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@VamseeDilli 140 characters (now 280) aren't enough for us to globe isn't it 😜

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While everyone in the country are posting #supermoon pics I took my phone out and... "Wait!! Is that a moon or a layer of gas?"

#VizagTragedy

[ujjwal @youjay77]

#BoysLockerRoom #GirlsLockerRoom #MovieReviews #NewsChannels #Politicians

Some do it in private and some out in public. A moment of silence for all the victims.

[ujjwal @youjay77]

Of all the cruel things you can do to your brother, here are the top 3.
3. Give him a haircut
2. Convince him that it's better to shave the head than the haircut you gave
1. Give him a compliment everyday abt his look, even though you're laughing inside

#Quarantine #SiblingGoals

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@Fukkard Ko ante koti