Joffrey

Freelance Brand Invigorator

[Joffrey @youjely]

Take any love song. Replace two words with Hot Dog. That's my mood today.

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Aria made me watch one episode of Emily in Paris last night. It took place in Provence, not in Paris. 0/10, false advertising.

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Avatar 2 was pretty good but a 3+ hour movie about water is pretty cruel for men my age.

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I have officially discovered how great Tusker beer is! #carecraftandlove #100yearanniversary #CristopherColumbusOfBeers

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https://t.co/hw8XZLsvv0

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

NYC HEALTH DEPARTMENT AND NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH HAVE IDENTIFIED POLIOVIRUS IN SEWAGE IN NYC, SUGGESTING LOCAL TRANSMISSION OF VIRUS-TWEET

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@kerr12 @TheVoice_Speaks @Pirates Let’s fucking goooooo

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The only thing strange about this show is the episode length #StrangerThings

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@tayman47 @BarstoolBigCat When is your conception date?

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Markets fall 4% today on guidance I’m taking three weeks off of work.

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My favorite part of opening acts is when people clap at the end of each song, as if it will force them off stage faster. #concerts

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@drew_stories We’re going to see the real Tupac at the half time show.

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@PhillyFanLife Remove Fultz. Add JD drew.

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@nyquills They were nomads without a mailing address so they would probably get 0 tests.

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Treebread: “I ain’t no fucking tree. How dare you call me a tree. I’ll murder the next orc that tells me I look like a tree.”

Also Treebeard 10 seconds later: “Names treebeard because I look like a tree and I got a beard.”

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NFL(speaking in a British accent): Here at the National Football League, we require that our members will act as proper sportsmen at all times. Any conduct not becoming of a proper sportsmen shall be deemed punishable hereinafter.

[Jeff McLane @Jeff_McLane]

Teasing my deep dig into Jason Kelce that will run tomorrow:

Did you know the #Eagles center committed just one penalty this season? Not for holding or a false start. For unsportsmanlike conduct in the Raiders game.

It was the only unsportsmanlike conduct of his 11-year career.

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I just learned the TV in RedTV stands for Taylor’s Version, meanwhile this whole time I thought Taylor Swift was launching her own television channel like the next Oprah.

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@RedditCFB Or Rodgers should just let anyone who have done their own research on football strategy (aka everyone) to call plays. #TwitchPlaysFootball

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@brikeilarcnn @EvanMcS That’s a good deal. Back in 2006 I was paying 3.99 for Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz from Amazon dot com.

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@TheVoice_Speaks By that same logic 1/3 =/= .3 repeating. You’re dropping the delta in the first inequality then announcing the difference in the second claim of your statement.