Luke

it was fun until it wasn’t, but that’s baseball

[Luke @youknowitsluke]

@DNVRSaez @DNVR_Rockies This is the most competent and honest I've ever heard a GM speak

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Luke @youknowitsluke]

And this is why hitting is hard

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Shohei Ohtani, 101mph Fastball and 89mph Sweeper, Individual Pitches + Overlay

[Luke @youknowitsluke]

The ump cam on this is insane. How does anyone hit anything

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Shohei got Altuve swinging at a ball in another county

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Did Icarus have his dick out while he was plummeting towards the sea? Feel like it changes the mental image for me. I feel like a little toga or whatever the fuck would’ve just flown off. Just embarrassing. Whole dick out and worse than that his hubris

[pokey @pokeywvu]

Baseball is a good sport to introduce to a child because it teaches them that evil and despair always prevail

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

All hail Plankton

[Luke @youknowitsluke]

@GilFishBoy Very

[Patssan Messina @FLPassanK]

She beggin me for no salary cap so I had to Dodger

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

smoking on that shit that made hemingway ernest

[Luke @youknowitsluke]

Watching curling for the first time and can I just say the fact that they call the final shot of the end/inning/whatever "The Hammer" is maybe the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life .

[Luke @youknowitsluke]

I could've been an Olympian at this game

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Bulls-Eye Ball toy commercial (2003)

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

about to have the best night of my life

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

Arbitration hearing was just the arbiter looking at the Tigers like this the entire time

[Al Horford Pacino @alpacinogrunt]

TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.”

DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

FOUND A STRANGE CONTRAPTION IN MY WIFE'S STUDY ... IT APPEARS TO BE TWO GLASS BULBS FILLED WITH SAND ENCASED IN A FRAME OF SOME KIND ... I WAS INSPECTING IT WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE SAND WAS AT THE TOP AND IT TOOK A WHOLE HOUR TO FALL BACK DOWN ... POWERFUL ARTIFACT ... SCARY

[Luke @youknowitsluke]

@isaacturnersong The streets have been saying