Jen

[Antonio @dreadheadmonk]

sorry I'm late I was dilly dallying

[Jen @youlearnedtoday]

Never

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

when is it safe to start saying “my man my man”??

[Jen @youlearnedtoday]

@cfwmx @zvvzhe https://t.co/0d8Ad15P2J

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

gonna start asking ppl “am i under arrest or am i free to go?” when the convo starts dragging for too long

[BREEZY SUPREME @BreezyxSupreme]

who the fuck is out here drinking sparkling water

[Walter Black @BryanBergX]

"Lawrence of Arabia is To cinema what the pyramids are to architecture." — Denis Villeneuve

[Zhakira Razhé @ZhakiraRazhe]

Dear music lovers,
here’s new music dropping tonight
+ new music out now:

Cleo Sol— Gentlewoman (album) [out]
Jorja Smith— What Are The Odds (album)
DESTIN CONRAD— ROADRUNNER (album)
Eric Bellinger— Eric Bellinger (album)
PHABO— Bet It Up [out]
CARI— The Dealer [out]
Lucky Daye, Leon Thomas— Fly U Out
Mariah Carey, Rochelle Jordan— Didn’t Mean To Turn You On [out]
Parisalexa— HONEYMOON [out]
EB3N— Issues [out]
Girlfriend— All Of The Above [out]
Ye Ali— U Still Up? [out]
Ballad— Soul-Fi, Vol. 2 (EP) [out]
Rapsody— God Gotta Afro & Gold Hoops (album)
Victony— STARLIFE (album)
Sam Smith— Hazel Eyes (album)
Rex Orange County, Daniel Caesar— Indecision [out]
ERISTHEPLANET— IT BE THAT DAMN PHONE (deluxe album)
wolfacejoeyy— Hues Vol. 3 (EP) [out]

what are you listening to tonight?

[Jen @youlearnedtoday]

My Grandy would sit me down, look direct into my eyes and say "now listen to what I'm really saying" then she would share so much unspoken information through those eyes while orating what sounds like a normal convo to the untrained ear

[Midgar Evers @poooshiesty]

@Phil_Lewis_ Black women are the experts of saying it without actually saying it 😭😭😭

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[Garrett Hughes @Garretthughes]

Contractor came by this morning, shook my hand but not my wife’s.

Brother, I cannot emphasize enough how badly you have misidentified the decision maker in this transaction.

[string @doctorcalf]

Started taking pregnenolone again, but at a slightly higher dose than before. Nonstop sex dreams, and I rarely have those. And it seems to be aggressively cutting through some brain fog I've had going on, which makes sense

[ً @artfuIchaos]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Buyer cancels showing after Deflock shows two cameras utilized by the HOA

[signüll @signulll]

adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

One thing about me: I’m going to press 0 until I get a representative.

[ຸ @taergp]

🖤

[• @yducknow]

Do you ever close the messages app when the other person is typing to give them privacy

[nik 🤎✨ @ghosttowndownn]

despite what the babies on this app scream daily, 36 is so fucking young oh my GOD

[‏ًً @inpoesie]

en mi CV voy a incluir que puedo trabajar con el corazón destrozado sin bajar mi productividad.