danhell

living the dream

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

had the worst day ever and then was advised to go to the er for a splinter and went to olive garden instead for never ending pasta and ate 2 family servings of salad

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

me: everyone should be kinder :)
my very best friends: die

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

a man with one leg offered me his seat on the train so everyone else needs to start doing their part

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

idk why chicken shop date ending is sending me into a spiral

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

having a panic attack every time i open this app bc i can’t see who liked my best friend’s banger posts

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

have u ever said i love you to someone in their sleep and got a response? like a lil & sleepy “love u too” that’s MY religion

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

cousin is a mutual of my ex (they went to school together) and she just told me yesterday she’s not gonna be friends with him anymore and she’s sorry it took so long to recognize that she trusted him to treat me with respect and kindness and he simply did not therefore the boot

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

@milfs4jesus also, pulling up as your man bc i’ve never seen em

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

@milfs4jesus LMAO

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

@milfs4jesus omg is your skin tingling

[bren ⭐️ @drunkonhoping]

this video has been my biggest motivator for everything recently tbh

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

@alicentrapist TO A T????

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

Dolly really went out with a huge bang. Collaborated with all these farms across the U.S and the proceeds go right back into supporting local farming AND dolly’s imagination library. this woman was an angel on earth.

[#1 horse hater @tocophobia]

I LOVE WEED! This morning, my daughter called… decline! Smoking, honey! LOL

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

sent my homie the craziest few paragraphs about someone we used to know and felt absolutely insane and wrong and mean and she said “literally was just thinking about this the other day” and suddenly?!? valid, strong, opinionated women in

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

smoking on my porch after hour 7 of cleaning the house and the dude at the red light was highkey blinding me and noticed and turned his lights off for me #community

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

seeing that i posted this 6 hours ago hurts my feelings as i did many MANY things but taking care of every doom pile was not one of them

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

it’s doom pile day

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

dolly passed away in between uploading my dollywood day 1 and dollywood day 2 pics 😭😭😭😭😭

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

literally shook joe bidens hand when we were 17 (before running for president) and voted him in as my first ever vote and i still did not own biden merch bc fun fact: u mean absolutely nothing to these politicians and idolizing strangers is weird and wrong

[danhell @youneedtoknot]

borrowed someone’s kayak the other day and they were like “hopefully you’re not offended by the trump sticker” (condescending) like, actually i fucking hate that guy but i’m also an adult and im not gonna cry over a sticker? why do you people CRAVE division so bad. weird as fuck