$amurai Jakey

please don't touch my RAF 🔥🔥🔥5’8 and full of hate

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Hi I’m Jonny Knoxville and you’re watching hot ones

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“The guy from Fortnite” is a gender neutral term.

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Today is April fools day; perceive everything as cap

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Imagine being 16 in like 2003, must’ve been super wild

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.@EpicGames can we have daft punk in Fortnite?

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@bbnomula We have the same birthday Mr. No$

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Daft punk in Fortnite

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I love gift giving. I ain’t wrapping that shit tho

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Dracula is big fucking nerd and he owes me money!

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@AudreyHartburn Disciplining the people under you 6 inches taller with the ears and full face

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To be cringe is to be free

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Jake Paul continuously dropped his hands and Mike did not take a single strike opportunity

That “bow” couldn’t have happened any match what so ever

That shit was fixed and I will stand by that

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The Jake Paul and Mike Tyson for was the most clearly fixed thing I’ve ever watched.

Mike Tyson does not have a habit of biting his glove. He was holding himself back

Mike, all 8 rounds was moving and slipping and dodging just fine he was not gassed out

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Perry the platypus in Fortnite

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Attention all epic Fortnite gamers. Who is an epic Fortnite gamer?

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I fucking love CVS I love getting small groceries and medicine and toiletries

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Best tweet of the week

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

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What’s up with you perverts who like sleeping so much?

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Me as a kid: “I wanna be just like shadow the hedgehog. He’s so cool”

Me as a grown man: “I’m just like shadow the hedgehog, because I love Latinas.”

Especially my Latina girlfriend

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I think my greatest achievement is the fact that people regularly text me asking me questions about bears

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Don’t Stop Believing is a bad song. BUT the T-Pain cover makes it tolerable