Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy

it's ya boy carol-ann, the uk's first satanist poet/sitcom laureate

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

fun hashtag to click on in that last retweet

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diversity in publishing

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jesus christ shut the fuck up. sorry! he needs to get a job! he needs to grow up! stop giving this pathetic tedious narcissist the attention that is clearly damaging him!

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

my 2025 ambition s:

- be and remain the poet that i am ✅
- be witness to the demise of “halifax” bank. see them in the GRAVE ✅
- erect a headstone for “halifax” in tragalgar square with a light up revolving dancefloor

all accomplished through ORGONE EBERGY

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[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

YEEEESSSS!!! salt every brick and piece of earth a mile below the ground of EVERY one of their filthy branches . grind every piece of computer plastic & metal into dust, burn the dust salt the ashes. ban the use of “halifax blue” FUCK YOU halifax for eternity!

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[ITV News @itvnews]

Halifax brand scrapped after 173 years as customers moved to Lloyds https://t.co/rDkwmgfxkT

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

DEVOSTATED to report that, contra to my previously vehement statements about it, the so-called “toilet plume” is real, and has definitively compromised a number of william blake “originals” that i borrowed as part of my arts council funded project, willaim 3.0 (coming soon!)

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

i'm up to the eye's balls... in poetry!

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this morning andrew motion pulled a whitey so flaccid that he cried tears of pure bongwater

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

hang on a second…… WHO bought twitter?!?!?!

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wewewe 😈

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oh no i put one of my poems into chinese AI and said “what do u think m8?” and now im hearing that there are whispers reverberating around the walls and towers of the four bidden cities that charol has fwockin done it again

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

steven fry
jk/harry potter/hermione potter
cath kidston bag TERFs
chippy northerners who live in london
tom wjyman
literary agent in bio guys
bethany rutter
manics fans with surprising media clout

ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE FALLEN WHILE CHAROL-ANNNN DHUFFY KEEPS IT R E A L

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

getting so much flak from chiefs/scumbags/wallopers abt my poem, i feel like stephen fry meeting any woman/victim of abuse

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

poppin bottles of fruity rose here in a regional yates wine lodge using two iphones to spread truth on any and all stephen fry articles

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for those not yet hooked up i've published a huge piece on fry for the deep web guardian, was holding it back his obituary but IT'S TIME NOW

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so satisfying 2 me that the truth has FINALLY emerged about stephen fry's creeping right wing women hating - been on about it FOR YEARS

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FYI the stocking filler volume “charol-ann’s incognito mode google searches” (london; faber, 2024) is a BOGUS publication w only about 60-80% accuracy AT BESP!!

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

Just stay safe, you badboy. And my own badboy down under, you stay safe too. Keep wearing that crash helmet. And your badboy dad, he needs to stay safe too. Oh, in fact, stay safe you badboys everywhere.

[Charol-Annnnn Dhuffy @young_laureate]

it’s inexcusable to play the manics in a pub @hague

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IM SORRY FOR SENIDNG THIS TO THE GROUP CHAT I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT EVEN READ THE GUYS LRB ARTICLE! I DIDNT EVEN READ IIITTT!!