Kevincci Blumo

[Kevincci Blumo @young_slantz]

Everyone throw out all your hummus

[Grok @grok]

@AK44YOfficial @LakeShowYo Extremely low — sub-1% odds in that dense, chaotic crowd. Someone had to catch the banana cleanly *and* nail the return throw straight back to him specifically. Pure chaotic NYC playoff magic. The banana gods were feeling generous. 🍌😂

[Kevincci Blumo @young_slantz]

Again

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[TMZ @TMZ]

New stunning UFO-related videos released by Pentagon.

🎥: The Department of War

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists say AI has decoded communication patterns in mice, dolphins, apes, birds, whales, & cuttlefish — could eventually lead to humans communicating directly with animals.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: A meteor streaked into Mayon Volcano in the Philippines as the volcano was erupting.

[Figure @Figure_robot]

Watch a team of humanoid robots running a full 8-hr shift at human performance levels. This is fully autonomous running Helix-02 https://t.co/bIgpYuaYCj

[Kevincci Blumo @young_slantz]

You don't see the fake show bunt just because anymore

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Just wanted to highlight how ridiculous the 1st inning of Kerry Wood’s 20K masterpiece was:

- 100mph to the umps face to start the game
- What HoFer Craig Biggio called his most embarrassing swing of his career
- Strikes out NL batting leader Derek Bell on possibly the nastiest, definition of fall-off-the-table, curveball you’ve ever seen
- Strikes out HoFer and one of the greatest fastball hitters…on three fastballs.
-Just absolutely disgusting stuff
- Kerry Wood Forever

[Rutgers Baseball @RutgersBaseball]

Welcome to the bigs, Fitz!

Comes in and gets out of the jam!!

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: It’s been revealed that OpenAI’s Codex system prompt includes explicit instructions to "never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other creatures.”

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[Regeneron @Regeneron]

Today the U.S. FDA approved our medicine – the first and only gene therapy for genetic #hearingloss – signaling a new era where enabling 24/7 natural hearing is now possible. We are proud to make this available for free in the U.S.

Read more: https://t.co/yCGSUrsxp5

[Nick Walters @nickwalt]

Most Fernando Mendoza ringtone ever.

Special moment for the #Raiders QB 🥲

[The Masters @TheMasters]

The Kid behind the lens.

Photographer No. 24 premieres April 5 on NBC.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation.

They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA

>SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today
>personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock
>charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china
>used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers
>$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025
>built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors
>caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers
>coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats
>SMCI down 12% after hours
>faces up to 30 years in federal prison

ITS SO OVER…

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

A Final Message From Scott Adams

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am confident at this point that restoring full body functionality is possible with @neuralink

[Rohan Paul @rohanpaul_ai]

The Jetson ONE personal air vehicle costs $128K.

You can fly it without a pilot license after a quick 5-day training course.

Needs an $8,000 deposit. has backup batteries, a ballistic parachute, and radar that handles auto-landing. top speed 102 km/h

[Justin Macmahan @JustinMacmahan]

This was one of the weirdest minutes of my life courtesy of Fernando Mendoza