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Brighton boy summer

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

I study boobs like they’re algebra

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

The government should subsidise burgers for people with terrible hangovers

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

I believe in the sausage earth theory

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

I’m taking legal drugs like they’re recreational

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

I’m a pisshead and I know it

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

I am the dictator of the UK

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

I’m a blessed guy, but with bad vibes

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

Young boss just got called into work drunk

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

Farting louder than the guy next to me in the cubicle so he knows that my bowels are more fucked up than his

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

I’ve got a secret stash of woman milk to put in my tea

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

In the library listening to jazz and smiling at pretty ladies

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

I’m a gay roadman

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

Move out my way, I’ve got a massive RPG

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

My cock would win in a knife fight

[youngguy @youngbossjell]

Chinese bread is noodles