Someone gave me a lift after church today.
On the way, he was like “see how the madam seat fits you. Let’s do something about it now.”
I just laughed.
Then he goes “I’m serious o, I need a girlfriend.”
I said, “okay, look for one.”
He said “that’s why I’m telling you to be my girlfriend na. I always leave very early for work and get home very late. It would be nice if you could come around to cook and clean.”
I quietly opened TikTok and showed him a video. He asked what’s that?
I told him it’s a cleaning agency, and there are lots of chefs online in case he doesn’t know where to find them.
He didn’t know what to say. He just kept laughing.
Nonsense.
Dey play you tink say na only car bah, when them come for you if na inside house you dey “pop fit fall press your head” or make you smoke “the Igbo choke you” …..
Anything you do in this life make sure you don’t act like a simp to bag a woman, cus if she’s used to that when you start to act smart,she’ll start resenting you, so always be firm with your woman….
I’m curious and I genuinely want to know please, how do y’all behave around people that smoke please? Like you know this person smokes and you’re friends with them, don’t you get scared that what they smoke might turn their brain and they can switch on you?