Hi 👀 I saw you on tinder and think ur cute 😻 we didn’t match but thought I’d DM u on insta anyway 🙈 cos MY SMALL MAN BRAIN DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT A LEFT SWIPE MEANS !!!
*after drinking heavily with some of your closest friends*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
me: “I just fucking love y’all so much”
Girls who were bullied in high school laugh when people try to insult them about their looks on the Internet 😂 Nothing can hurt us now sis, you gotta try harder.