Chidiebere

Civil Engineer👷 by day😌|| Anime lover by night🌚|| A Knight and a Daywalker ⚔🛡 ( K.O.P). Normal is boring *blows out 🕯️*

[Chidiebere @youngclassydude]

One should never lower his or her intelligence because of another; a height is something you should look up to not to look down from lest you fall 😌😌😌

[adehhronke @Adukesphere]

I entered a bus and one man was on the phone: Make I call you back. My wife just gave birth to triplets. Two boys and a girl.”

One woman shouted, Congratulations!

The man replied her that that they had waited 15 years for children.

Next thing, everybody in the bus started congratulating him.

That’s how the man was telling us he hadn’t eaten since yesterday, he was going to buy things for the babies, and if he didn’t have transport fare on his way back, he would trek to the hospital.

People started praying for him. Then he dropped.

Immediately he dropped the same woman who first shouted “Congratulations!” was the same one who shouted

That man dey lie. He no born any pikin.😭😭😭😂

[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

Update!

This woman used melted hot rubber to bath 10 years old chiziteram..

Today, the authorities took her baby away from her and gave him to her husband's sisters.

She started crying and begging for them to let the baby be with her..

She said her baby isn't feeling too well and has been throwing up.

So you inflicted pains on a 10 years child for nothing but you care about your own child???

She has been thrown into the prison..

Me: why is she still looking so fresh??

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

A sitting president went to Chicago to obtain a court order that would refrain the school and security agency from releasing his academic records.

Meanwhile, an opposition leader has charged his critics to court because they challenged him to do so if he wants them to reveal all his secrets.

And he's openly challenging them to mention one criminality about him and he would stop campaigning.

P.S: this post has nothing to do with Tinubu and Peter Obi.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

What I've come to realize is that, if you don't know how to bill rich people, you'll work as a dog for the rest of your life.

[cutie patootie @creamyy_wys]

@Urchilla01 all of these suggestions he gave on platter and they still flopped, so what else are people asking of him? why even should he give a sitting administration he's contesting against a replacement policy for their failed one

isn't it a competition??

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

"I suggest that the Federal Government immediately constitutes a technical task force of real professionals without political consideration to present a diagnosis of the crisis of the sector"

Tinubu appointed Adelabu as power minister

Satan will take every one of you scumbags and everyting you hold dear

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

“I don't think I even shed a tear the day they told me you'd passed away. I was just in shock.

It was a few weeks after my debut for Leganés. Who makes their debut at 18 against Real Madrid? It was too much madness. It was a dream… and then it turned into a nightmare. Someone kept calling me from home. I was annoyed. I didn't understand why they kept calling me.

I answered, and they didn't even soften it. You know how it is back home. No emotion. Just…

"Your sister is gone."

"What?"

"She died."

"What are you talking about?"

"Someone put something in her drink at a party, and she never woke up. She's gone."

You were 15 years old.

I never got any answers. I don't know if I want to know why. Maybe it was jealousy. Maybe it's just something that happens in our country. Maybe I could have protected you. I don't know.

I try to trust in God's plan. It's all I can do. I don't try to forget, because I know I won't forget. All I can do is use the pain to work harder, and to do everything we dreamed of.

I wrote this because I can't talk about it. I wrote this because I want you to know that I'll make sure you stay alive. I'll make sure everyone knows your name. The whole world.

Everything I do on a soccer field is for you.

So much has happened since the last time I saw you… You wouldn't even believe it. I don't know if I believe it.

You know what's crazy? After my debut against Madrid, I actually swapped shirts with Mbappé. Remember when we'd watch him on TV, and you'd say: "Mbappé? Yeah, he's good. But my brother is better."

I was wrong about one thing. I don't want to be rich. I see what it does to people, even to family. When I was at Leganés, everything I earned, I sent home. It got to the point where I didn't even want the money anymore. It was just a burden. They never stopped asking. I think they thought I was already a millionaire. I didn't even have an apartment. I lived at the training center, in a room without a TV. Just soccer and sleep, soccer and sleep.

I didn't want a big house. I didn't want cars. I just wanted to put everything into soccer. Everything to show the world that my sister was right…

Ha… you'll find this funny.

When I moved to play for RB Leipzig, I was always late. Well, not late. But I'd arrive on time, which in Germany means you're very late.

So you already know what I did after that. I started arriving 90 minutes early for everything. I got there so early all the time that the guys started calling me "The German."

I always have to overdo everything. I have no balance. You always said that. The field is the only place where I still feel at home. It's the place where I feel calm, and where I can talk to you. I just wish you were still here so I could tell you… We made it.

Everything you said came true.

We're heading to the World Cup tomorrow. For real. Your brother is going to play for Ivory Coast, like Drogba, like Yaya, like Gervinho.

I don't even see it as a game. I see it as a stage. This is my chance to show the whole world what you saw in me. Every time I score, I'll make sure everyone knows your name. I'll make sure they don't forget you.

You always said I could be better than Cristiano. If I see him there, I'll say hello for you.

I'll do what you predicted, I swear. Even before I had real cleats, you'd tell everyone: "My brother is going to be the best in the world."

I'll prove you were right, or I'll die trying.

Your brother,

Yan.”

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🇨🇮 Yan Diomandé’s letter to his sister through @PlayersTribune:

“Dear Roxane,

Remember when someone bought me a fake United shirt, and I wrote “Ronaldo 7” on the back with a black Sharpie? We didn’t know what rich or poor was. We only knew happiness.

Remember the 25 people sleeping in just one house back in Abidjan? Mom wanted to watch her soap operas. Everyone wanted to watch movies. Remember how I’d always pretend I was asleep and then sneak to the TV room after midnight? I’d turn the TV way down low. Like, just two volume bars. I’d watch soccer in the dark and dream.

Remember when the grown-ups saw me playing soccer on the dirt and gave me the nickname “Roberto Carlos” because of how hard I kicked? And remember how I secretly got so mad about it, because CR7 was my idol?

Remember when I went to play so far from home? I was 9 years old. Inter Foot Sud Comoé, way out near the border with Ghana. Just a little boy all alone. I don’t know if I ever told you this story, but me and the other kids used to go to the village and steal potatoes because we were so hungry. We called it a “bank heist.” Two kids would distract the shop owner, and the other 18 would run off with two potatoes. They weren’t even good. But they tasted amazing. Hahahah. Even today, it’s my favorite thing to eat. Boiled potatoes with a little oil. It takes me back to those times.

Remember when I got my first real pair of cleats, and I slept with them? Growing up, I always played in those white plastic sandals. Even when I go back home now, I still play in them. It’s our tradition.

Remember when I’d come back home, and you’d tell my neighborhood friends: “Why’d you stop training? Yan’s not gonna buy you cars. You gotta keep working.” You were 10 years old, and you were already my agent.

Remember how we’d sit and dream about moving to France? How we’d go shopping, have our own apartment, and I’d be a rich soccer player, with cars and a big house, and you wouldn’t have to worry about anything. You were the one who always believed I could be the next Cristiano, when everyone else was laughing.

Remember when I moved to the United States for high school, at 15 years old, and I missed home so much? For months, I couldn’t understand what anyone was saying. They sat me next to a French boy, and he’d try to translate everything the teacher said. Remember when I called you and said: “You won’t believe it, the kids here argue with the teachers.” Back home, you know, we wouldn’t even dare blink at our elders.

Remember when I couldn’t believe the boys smoked after school? You used to say it felt like I was in an American TV show.

Remember when they took me for trials at Bournemouth? At Chelsea, Rangers, Olympiacos, Crystal Palace? Eze and Olise came up to me after a training session and said: “Hey, kid, you’re really good.”… but even then, they didn’t sign me.

Even the MLS B teams didn’t want me. I didn’t even know why. They never gave me a reason. The adults handled everything. They just kept taking me all over Europe, and everyone kept saying no.

My visa expired. My dream was over. They sent me back to Africa, and we cried together. You were the only one who never stopped believing. A few weeks later, I signed with Leganés, and we cried different tears.

That was back when I still had emotions. Now, I don’t feel anything. It’s like I’m not even human. Since you died, I’m just empty.”

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This was too painful to read. Damn! 💔

The worst part of this is that, no matter how much money he makes, the money will never make sense to him because the one person he wants to enjoy it with, is gone. The one thing that brings him joy is football but the happiness will always be inchoate because his cheer leader will never be there to see it.

That is a vacuum money can't fill, and this is the biggest tragedy of all.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Funny how you think men don't know this. You think it was a mistake he married his wife and made the other woman a side chick? Think about it.

Some Men cheat but it doesn't make them stupid. And their side chick being submissive doesn't mean that they want to marry them.

Men know better.

Above all, love God.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

This couple did a WIFE swap but his wife got upset when she heard her husband’s friend’s wife moaning so loud for her husband. 💀😂

Y’all need to see this.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Kenneth Okonkwo concluded his reply to the lawsuit by saying that Peter Obi vowed not to arrest someone simply because of speaking on radio or television.

So, that's why, you went to television to call him a fraud and the leader of criminality?? 😂

Well, you said you have more to say and he's only suing you to say that more.

Remember,
"Freedom of speech is guaranteed but freedom after speech is not certain." - Idi Amin, 1926.

[Ayo FBI @PureMinD__]

They started touting Tokunbo Wahab as the next Lagos governor and he began to play to the gallery. Everything he said and did started screaming bigotry and division.

Now he has been put in his place and Bro has decided to make Lagos residents suffer for it.

LAGOS HAS NEVER BEEN THIS DIRTY AND SMELLED THIS BADLY.

[Omokehinde 🐔 @ekun_d1]

@khykheloormuur Father-in-law's advice is the best... he's talking from the angle of a man. Its because he knows his wife very well, she and her daughter-in-law will start quarrelling in no time.. a smart son will also support his father's idea.

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

@khykheloormuur Mother-in-law is looking for house girl,father is very wise!

[Duchess of Ile-Ife😘 @khykheloormuur]

I need your honest opinions on this matter.

A Wife came to her husband's parents for financial support to rent a house. Stating that her parents have supported them with 750k while they need 750k to balance up for the house rent.
Her Mother inlaw suggested that they come home to occupy the BQ in their house since they don't have a stable income. She said they can always support each other while they find something doing with the 750k instead of renting an apartment and they'd still depend on them to survive.

Father in-law on the other hand insists he'd give them the money to complete the house rent by renting out the BQ while he talks to his friend to help his Son secure a job.
That staying with them will bring about disrespect and no privacy.

Daughter inlaw is in support of the Father in-law's suggestion, Mother inlaw is angry that they aren't going with her suggestion.

Which advice would you say is the best for the couple?

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

This mindset is a huge trap for young men.

You can provide everything and pay every single bill, but if a woman wants to cheat, she still will.

Loyalty is not like a subscription you keep active with money... it comes down to her character.

Build a marriage on mutual respect and shared values, not on trying to out spend the competition to keep her faithful.

[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

The person that sent the 50k to me is a mutual here..
It was a way of celebrating her birthday..

Last year Dec, another mutual gave me same chicken with the food to give to any widow..

That person was grateful..

May God continue to bless you all ...

[Samiat @Abenniade2001]

@Owiggy_ @oku_yungx Respect for your discipline and responsibility. You followed medical advice, stayed cautious, and turned a difficult experience into a lesson in self-control and healthy choices.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

I have stayed two years plus.

I had an encounter with a lady years ago and few years later, it was revealed that she’s HIV positive. I started running tests and during the period, doctor advised i stay away from anything that could lead to me getting it or maybe sharing it

I did the first test and i was told to come back after three months for the second one. I was to do the test three times with three months in between. After the last one, the doctor declared me clean and can go on with my life with precautions and protection.

I went back for the fourth and fifth tests with three months in between still. Not because of anything but to satisfy my conscience. That period was the most disciplined period of my life and it built me to overcome unnecessary sexual urges.