It’s gonna be a John Mayer white boy summer
>only bang white chicks
>only go after chicks under the age of 26
>use a smooth blue-eyed soul voice when I’m flirting
>exaggerate my sensitive young man persona
>say the n word
Woman in the car in front of me handed the homeless man on the corner a devotional and the look of disappointment on that man’s face was like that of a father’s who just found out his only son was gay
@uncledoomer Shane Gillis’ popularity is single-handedly making this pairing a reality again. Women like a funny guy and this dude looks a lot like Shane
@Dexerto Hey kings don’t forget to whip those dicks out at work today in Harambe’s honor. It’s the one time in our lifetime when this is socially acceptable.
@Polymarket Praise be to God - now I can take the Orange line in Chicago alone later tonight with my Barron Trump yerba mate and say “hey fellows it’s all good - Mr. Kodak Black said this is an unlimited out of ten”
@rawsalerts@Howlingmutant0 There is a better ethical argument for going to war with Bangladesh over this than anything that we are doing to Iran right now