NyQuil Jordan

since the ducks left, I guess

[aircraftcabin @aircraftcabin]

Miami?? You mean Latina Israel?

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Imagine drunk driving this mf

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

Found out the hard way today that you cannot cancel your @browns season tickets if you’ve already opted in for auto-renewal for the season.

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

#NewProfilePic

[dog the faggot hunter @lusciousbeagle]

chris benoit meal at mcdonalds

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Soft launching a poop by farting

[Joe @joelitovillaman]

El dugout de dominicana cuando le empiece a ganar a Israel en el juego de hoy

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[⌞🦇⌝ @ephraimwindex]

Just found a guy on instagram reels who forces bees to sting him on his forehead to stimulate growth of a better hairline and he just eats the bees alive after they sting him

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

This franchise is fucking ridiculous

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

#Browns are hiring Todd Monken as their head coach, source tells https://t.co/o11vJSOExu

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

Praxis

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Minnesota rioter bites HSI Officer’s finger off.

[Charlie Batch @CharlieBatch16]

How'd i catch a stray in this? Lol

[WeDemBoings @PheCantRap]

Jalen sleep with one pillow cause he bald

[Joe Shitpost 🟡 @joeshitposts]

😭😭😭

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Agent Mamdani. You have a mission”

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

Fire everyone @browns

[Zac Jackson @AkronJackson]

Paul DePodesta leaving the Browns to head the Colorado Rockies

https://t.co/TqB5HS8vYl