NyQuil Jordan

since the ducks left, I guess

[Gabe @gabeybrazy]

Fuck the steelers chant ringing through the stadium during an injury timeout

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

Browns?

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

The Bucs-Browns game disappeared. Deshaun kept inexplicably completing passes and launched the fourth quarter into the Bermuda Triangle. It might never come back.

[Zac Jackson @AkronJackson]

There is zero reason for this quarterback to be on the field. Which has been the case for two years.

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

Browns

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my triple espresso, Wellbutrin 200mg XL, Vyvanse 70mg, 2mg Klonopin, 1400mg of Gabapentin, 40mg of THC, and this is crucial, 23 hits from Elfbar

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

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[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

At the local farmers market buying NFTs.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

first mitch mcconnell now lindsey graham.... CAPITOL HILL HAS A FENTYNAL PROBLEM💔💔🕊️🕊️

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: US Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says in a statement. https://t.co/3TweBVj5NB

[aircraftcabin @aircraftcabin]

Miami?? You mean Latina Israel?

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Imagine drunk driving this mf

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

Found out the hard way today that you cannot cancel your @browns season tickets if you’ve already opted in for auto-renewal for the season.

[NyQuil Jordan @youngdeadinside]

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[dog the faggot hunter @lusciousbeagle]

chris benoit meal at mcdonalds