The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating.’”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good, Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by him before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
⛳️ Throwback to Matt Ritchie kicking the corner flag at a bloke’s b****cks after Isaac Hayden’s 94th-minute winner vs Chelsea in 2020.
Absolute gold 🤣
#NUFC#AFCB
Who would be the most expensive player in Premier League history adjusting for football inflation (increase in total revenue for the PL per season)? It has to be the greatest goalscorer...the one and only @alanshearer at an inflation adjusted £223.3m when signing for Newcastle. He also appears at £100.2m when signing for Blackburn. @rioferdy5 appears twice in the top dozen signings
This woman just beat cancer. Her car sign reads: “Last chemo. I’ve beaten cancer. Honk.”
Now open your heart and embrace pure human goodness on display. ❤️
जब आपको लगे कि आपकी ज़िन्दगी में सब कुछ तबाह हो रहा है, लेकिन फिर पता चले कि वो सिर्फ़ एक बड़ा सा स्टिकर था।
गाड़ी जल नहीं रही थी, भाई का तो पोपट हो गया।💀
@ToonTacticsTV@Ekremkonur I watch a lot of RB Leipzig, he's just not clinical enough, you look at Sesko's number when there last season in comparison, Rômulo is nowhere near, although they are totally different types of players, maybe his game might suit the premier league more 🤷🏻♂️
He won’t get any star ratings but Trippier played a massive part in that victory.
1st half - under the guise of warming up, constantly encouraging Miley and talking to the back four
2nd half - calmed the on field players & the unhappy subs
A true leader who will be a huge miss