youngdoc

son of @thedoc61, married to @ProcRachel
5.4.13 #fuckyoucancer
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#peppersultras

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

When Louis van Gaal brought on Tim Krul just before a penalty shootout... and it worked to perfection 🧤

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating.’”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good, Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by him before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

[Thomas 🦇 @allmoshnopit]

Struggling to feel patriotic yet? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Here’s Eric Dier sprinting 30 yards to flatten Ramos

[youngdoc @youngdoc1990]

@ThatG4m Antonio Cassano

[youngdoc @youngdoc1990]

@damzychillin Davide Santon

[NUFC Blog @NUFCBlogcouk]

⛳️ Throwback to Matt Ritchie kicking the corner flag at a bloke’s b****cks after Isaac Hayden’s 94th-minute winner vs Chelsea in 2020.

Absolute gold 🤣

#NUFC #AFCB

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Brighton recently sent 876 scouts to watch Melbourne Victory vs. Newcastle Jets.

(Source: A League)

[parks @parkersity_9]

Only a cyclist can hit a parked, flashers on, Delorean

[Redd @ReddCinema]

In fairness that time machine probably appeared out of thin air

[Fulhamish @FulhamishPod]

ANTONEE ROBINSON OH MY GOD 🚀

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Who would be the most expensive player in Premier League history adjusting for football inflation (increase in total revenue for the PL per season)? It has to be the greatest goalscorer...the one and only @alanshearer at an inflation adjusted £223.3m when signing for Newcastle. He also appears at £100.2m when signing for Blackburn. @rioferdy5 appears twice in the top dozen signings

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

This woman just beat cancer. Her car sign reads: “Last chemo. I’ve beaten cancer. Honk.”

Now open your heart and embrace pure human goodness on display. ❤️

[Shagufta khan @Digital_khan01]

जब आपको लगे कि आपकी ज़िन्दगी में सब कुछ तबाह हो रहा है, लेकिन फिर पता चले कि वो सिर्फ़ एक बड़ा सा स्टिकर था।

गाड़ी जल नहीं रही थी, भाई का तो पोपट हो गया।💀

[youngdoc @youngdoc1990]

@Retro_NUFC I would love to see us sign Nusa, but can't see him leaving Leipzig when they are in the UCL next season to come to us

[youngdoc @youngdoc1990]

@Lee923 Amazing news !

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

🙂Emmanuel Emenike was shocked to be recognised in Newcastle.

Footballers sometimes forget how famous they are.

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

Haha unreal this @jadethirlwall @LittleMix

#NUFC

[youngdoc @youngdoc1990]

@ToonTacticsTV @Ekremkonur I watch a lot of RB Leipzig, he's just not clinical enough, you look at Sesko's number when there last season in comparison, Rômulo is nowhere near, although they are totally different types of players, maybe his game might suit the premier league more 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Martin @WASNAPPER]

He won’t get any star ratings but Trippier played a massive part in that victory.
1st half - under the guise of warming up, constantly encouraging Miley and talking to the back four
2nd half - calmed the on field players & the unhappy subs
A true leader who will be a huge miss