Girth Brooks

nascar sucks • golf enthusiast • idiot • cat mom • long live burger king • #fearthedeer #gopackgo

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

EVERY f'ing antiperspirant is "48 hour protection" or "72 hours strong"..is there a complex step im missing? bc im ok w/ daily reapplication

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

this fuckin brewer game wow

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

oh dear might be rambo's day

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bought too many groceries and have about a day left in bulgaria and my mother didn't raise a bitch. AI tells me there is zero shame in requesting a seatbelt extender but i'm already feeling it...live laugh love

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

Vitosha Mountain in Sofia, Bulgaria. what a fuckin' day

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istanbul airport is amazing

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i think everybody in greece smokes

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good for anthony kim. really cool to see

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🐐 greek bartender. cute too

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got fucking mary kate and smashleyed last night

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

happiness is amazing and it doesn't matter if it's yours or not

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

passed a stone, hiked and blacked out in greece yesterday....nice lil thursday

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these bartenders in greece keep giving me a bottle of water with my drink and i just immediately grab and chug it. love hydration

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find me a shittier human being than jack doherty...i really think he's bottom 0.1%

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

i thought i found a golden ticket being born in appleton wisconsin but god damn these cities ive been visiting might be better

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

tough leaving athens behind but heading north to kalambaka and the meteora monasteries. this could be peak beauty of my trip.

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

Jesus

[Sam Harrop @sam_golf]

Gotterup with a very strong contender for best DoD of all time

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

my god athens at night is unreal

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

came a long way from the city but that don't mean shit bc i still got the block on my back

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more fat people in athens than lisbon seemingly. gotta be those lisbon hills

[Girth Brooks @youngerdee]

something similar about the way i miss my cat/family/home and the way i already miss lisbon/portugal as i reflect. my having not traveled much may play a role but 🇵🇹 has a special place in my heart. greece starts today and i suspect ill have to clear some room for it ❤️