toteorfloat

gable steveson #1 defender

[Alex Marquardt @MarquardtA]

Navy friend: "The best and worst idea in the history of the US Navy. Imagine being 20 years old, having 9 months salary cash and pulling into Thailand...I might fly out there and join them."

[GRIM𐀏IR℮ @mvchinicdesire]

“men used to go to war” we also used to beat you

[Konstantine @OstFlak]

@Shmosbyyyyy Im not shy i just hate you niggas

[Ghost @Ghost101zr]

@Dieudonnem55 Well most black men are raise low vibrational by single moms and tolerate foolishness at a young age.

[Shaun414 @Shaun3134]

@popstarbenny Lil Jeff would have em heated😭😭

[Stoné Freehand @GL0RY6OY]

@maineadelphia after that “walk away bro” i’m lettin off 100 shots and you better pray to your god you make it out 💯

[BIG MAINE 🦅💍💍🗽💍 @maineadelphia]

being a man is so funny dawg. how are you telling the person being attacked to walk away 😭😭😭

[Out Of Context MMA @OutOfC0ntextMMA]

Manny Pacquiao when asked if he regrets comparing gay people to animals:

"Yes, but I'm not changing my position .My mistake was comparing them to animals"

[𝐄𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 @AnaboliclyJelqd]

I only date girls age 18-20 so I can steal the sparkle in their eye and try to regain what was stolen from me by international Jewry.

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[FULL SEND MMA @full_send_mma]

Anthony Hernandez walking out to “Shoota” by Playboi Carti and Lil Uzi Vert had the place going insane last night at UFC Sacramento 🔥

[🔮 @dopaminedrank]

You are born in the one period of human history where you can go on the computer all day. Your ancestors never had that opportunity, don’t waste it by going outside.

[elise @yumyumeg]

LA sounds terrible it’s prostitutes all up & down the street u die if u wear ur home team hat & they burritos have fries in them. Fuck no.

[DaBoyDame @DaBoyDame]

Niggas can’t rap

[Zasquiat @MoneyBaggYerrrr]

When I’m drunk and ask the bottle girl to point me to the bathroom…

[Ash @ashwxrya]

me trying to remember the name of my day ones after getting 20 likes on a tweet

[MMA Marcus @mmamarcuss]

They used to do this thing called a number one contender fight