Machiavelli

up the bastard reds

[🕵🏻‍♂️ @killwinstanley]

I have started ignoring girls who dont ask questions back in messages and and it has made my life a lot better

[Dr. Dream Girl🦋 @AimaMoh]

You can just tell they used to buy slaves from Lagos.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

This is the brain rot fan base they expect me to align with cos he played for Manchester United.

[♔̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ 𝒢⋅𝒪 @Undaratedking]

pity us wey wan lock in nau

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

Homelander comparisons were disrespectful to Homelander

[Wiki @kikilopemi]

When you hug her, grab her ass and spread it open a bit

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Jorge Jesus: "I don't have just ONE PLAYER. I have 23 players. Our mission is to WIN THE NATIONS LEAGUE. Cristiano Ronaldo is not the main reason I'm here. Denmark is."

[Chi juma @chichi9947]

They are easy but na you dey spend money 😂😂
Una never ready

[richard @big_ricch25]

e don reach time wey una go dey stop all these tweets walahi

[EL REY, THE MEAT MAN😮‍💨😮‍💨 @benueboypj3_]

If we haven’t fucked, we can’t date. Let’s be serious please

[Mat @SeegeLFC]

Nudes don’t even excite us anymore because of the amount of ass we are consuming here 😭

[udogie #13 @udogista]

El city pensando que va a ganar la Championship invicto con 138 puntos

El Tottenham recién descendido :

[ìbàdíàrán ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

this settings babe conversation is very under 25 coded

[Lekzy Red @Lekzy_r]

Guys hangout, no lady in sight and the next thing is “shey na gay party be this?”.. ok, you have ladies that like to hangout and you call, they show up and now it’s “setting babes” you people are genuinely moving mad

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

You sef whey Dey always Dey apartment with niggas but you no Dey ever bring money you no be settings nigga?😂😂😂✌️

[Laffy🇨🇱 #SolankeHive @laffythfc]

that's literally Homelander what the fuck 😭😭

[Jogo Bonito @ufcfooty]

The Premier League saw Man City selling Savio for £85 million and that was the final straw

[D I K E H @iamdikeh]

and Maresca get mad experience for championship o 😂

[GANTORR @Gantorr_]

STOP HOOK UP !!!!

[ipreachswag. @santana4rvr]

i use duvet, use socks, cold still wan kill me 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶