katie!

sometimes i use this app

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kylie just aire dropped

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i wish there was a spotify wrapped feature for the songs i get stuck in my head

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he would fall for the tinder swindler #WhiteLotus

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my first time seeing balls was when lenny kravitz split his pants on stage

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am i cunty or just from new jersey

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boobs are back #metgala

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i love blonde people i wish they were real 😩

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i just know if hannah montana took her wig off in front of a crowd and revealed her identity in 2022, it would be on @deuxmoiworld faster than that girl can say “i’ll keep your secret”

[katie! @younglexapro]

did they ask alana haim if she was a good runner when she auditioned for licorice pizza?

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america loves a british man

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thinking about the time i got played by a boy with an android 😭

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i thought moving to sunny california would cure my depression… it did not!

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my boyfriends top artist was billie eilish. my impact is astronomical

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i wonder when i, someone’s assistant, will learn how to spell availibility? not today

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my one (1) singular red flag is that i used to do the morning announcements and pledge of allegiance once a week in high school

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being nominated for “What Not To Wear” was such a double sided compliment- if Stacey and Clint showed up at my door i would be OFFENDED

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the movie Inception is just the grown up version of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

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for her

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when i was little i used to dream about moving to Hollywood and “making it big.” now i have a job out there and just booked a one-way ticket