Molly Bowes

comedian. plump chihuahua enthusiast. i like to help people make television. This is my diary.

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My crazy aunt laury from Evanston came to thanksgiving as @SarahSquirm

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 3:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[TimeThief @Byneksi]

women's solidarity 😄🤣🚀

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I don’t do dating apps, I go to the Beverly Hills hotel cabana bar.

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You’re not depressed, you just need to clean your depression apartment.

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Age gap summer is in effect

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I love alcohol so much that I have to spend multiple nights a week talking about it in church basements

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Became an *adult

* = started running 4 miles a day so I don’t actually lose my mind in this climate

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Oh no why do sassy mem try talking to me

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You ever go on a date so bad you start looking at jobs on LinkedIn in Chicago?

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Self harm except it’s me running 6 miles because I feel like crying and then I end up actually bettering myself?

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I love being a Jewish girl

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

functional depression is real. you work, joke, and take care of your family, yet mentally, you're drowning in your own thoughts…and no one knows.

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Mac DeMarco playing right now at the Silverlake Trader Joe’s. It’s going to be a good ass week.

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Ugh i instantly posted the most serious tweet after this

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Remember when this place was for posting jokes and not the most serious think pieces or race baiting?

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@NILES100 This is it. Same guy.

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Nobody asked me, but the man on the news who murdered someone in a valley village apartment two weeks ago, attempted to do the same thing in my Los Feliz apartment 2 weeks before and the police released him and I feel like I am coming off as someone’s schizophrenic aunt. Idk tho!

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Being a 27 year-old girl in 2025 is crazy because it’s a Friday night and I’ve been on TikTok looking at a Chihuahua named plumpy for an hour

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Everybody needs to be allotted one public crash out a year, but ONLY ONE.