Jessie

I'm poor, ethnically ambiguous, and like food.

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice

[KevinJPettit @KevinJPettit3]

Eli Sunday: I have untapped oil

Daniel Plainview:

[Jacob Shamsian ⚖️ @JayShams]

when people complain that YCSE didn't sufficiently explore Elizabeth Holmes' guilt and allowed some audience members to believe she's innocent

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i have bug bites in october because you stupid fucks can't stop watching AI fruit tiktok slop

[Deportation Hotline @DeportHotline]

Steve Jobs would have taken a bullwhip to the engineering team for this.

[crabboh ii @crabbogh]

restore your gold fish dignity

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book

[Hestia, Esq @Hestia_Esq]

Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere

[Sealette 🍂 @PeatyDarkseal]

HEUUHGHHH

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

jesse eisenberg doesn’t owe mark zuckerberg an apology.

andrew garfield doesn’t owe sam altman an apology.

sebastian stan doesn’t owe trump an apology.

amanda seyfried doesn’t owe elizabeth holmes an apology.

shut up. grow up. stop being a bootlicker.

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

happy October the 24th to all who celebrate

[Union Brandon @TizOnly1]

ain't no way

[s. @losthighwway]

rip

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i cannot wait til you guys turn 30 and realize how long life is and how it's okay to have fun still.

[J! @itshimbo]

The elephant never forgets