Jon “Slim Jim” Pork

Wake Forest Pike C/O ‘01 | Hater of Sweet Mashed Potatoes | Water Slide Architect

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Why does soda taste so much better on airplanes?

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Sorry it’s been a while but if you have your fraternity’s Greek letters in any of your bios you’re a squid 🦑

#ΠΚΑ

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6 year old girl sitting behind me on a flight. Nonstop kicking from her. Bad start to 2026. #BRUTAL

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Another year of not getting a new years kiss #bouse

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Just got told to not go in the kitchen when playing pick up pickleball. I’m recruiting IB next year I think I know the rule 🤣🤣#JordanBelfort

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Sat down at the table and got reminded of Zach and Danny #blinddraft

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@54fromtre Heard this was following some rug and rug action in the Bahamas. Could be mistaken though.

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My 53 year old dad just told me that him and his buddies still play the penis game

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Wobble vs Cupid Shuffle 7 game series:

Wobble in 6 #gritty

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@54fromtre

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@54fromtre Ferda

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Super Bowl this year not it. Heard SpongeBob is showing the goofy goobers episode on Nickelodeon. Hop on.

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Watching Christmas movies after Christmas should be a new trend. Reply tweet your favorite Christmas movie of all time