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[anthony christian ocampo 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @anthonyocampo]

Just saw OPPENHEIMER, an in-depth character exploration of the people who built the atomic bomb, a weapon of mass destruction that killed a quarter million Japanese civilians. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Japanese people.

[Meg (they/them) @meganroseruiz]

I made a screenprinting YouTube video tutorial last year and I still get comments on it like “Thanks for sharing this. I hate artists who are gatekeepers.” Bro it took me like 20 hours to make that video and at best I made $200 from it. I think it’s so silly to call artists who

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

God forbid men have hobbies

[I did a thing @ididathing1]

Who looks at baby and then immediately thinks "I wanna see it suck on some tits"

[Poob @PapaPoob]

I’ve been putting manscaped ball preserver lotion on my face for the past couple of weeks and I’m ready to show the shocking results!

[nick v @falco]

*on the bus wearing my apple goggles very clearly watching two girls one cup*

(yelling)

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THESE THINGS WOULD MAKE ME DIZZY, BUT IM DEFINITELY GETTING THE HANG OF IT

[Poob @PapaPoob]

“Ah yes the womb.. Im now a man, I left it as but a babe…but then why do I yearn to return to its warmth?” I lean in for a first kiss

My date stifles a gag, she’s visually disgusted

“Check please!” we say it in unison, the spark is back, she closes her eyes and slowly leans in

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

DaBaby tried to have the full picture scrubbed from the internet☠️

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

everyone talks this but not the fact that they were human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his L.A. home he sold

[Poob @PapaPoob]

“Ur sure you can drive this?” my date asks, but I dare not soil the night, not until I have my prize. We are going insanely fast. I try to impress her by putting my entire mouth around the shifter and putting it into first. We fly off of makeout point and explode into my hometown

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Let’s have a milk off this Mother’s Day who got the juiciest veiny big areola mommy milkers on twitter , winner fucks me

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Anti masker confronts park ranger for wearing a surgical mask and awkwardly waddles off after discovering it’s there to protect from metal shavings

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

The Sonic Social team proudly presents: The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog!

A brand new Sonic game. Available right now. On Steam. For FREE!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Now that’s a STONEMAN DOUGLAS ALUM YOU TELL EM Rep Moskowitz

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I know this may be hard to believe because you all just know me as a NASCAR driver, but a long time ago before most of my competitors were born, I used to save the world. I did it twice. No biggie. It was actually 20 years ago today that Agent Cody Banks first premiered.

[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

From permanent teenager @SethRogen, a new generation of heroes will rise...from the sewers.

Watch the new teaser trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem - Only in theatres August 4, 2023. #TMNTMovie