Goddess ELLE 🫦

Financial dominatrix. Brainwashing enthusiast. The bad influence your mom warned you about

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

A woman can ruin your financial stability, your sleep schedule and your ability to form coherent thoughts just by looking pretty. Truly superior engineering 🧨

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

I have absolutely no interest in being the most reasonable person in the room 🩸

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Be honest, is it both?

[Nem @Nemzsi]

am i giving you a hard time or am i making you hard

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

I fear the male loneliness statistics are my porn 🫦

[Miss Andry | 10.19🎂 @all4MissAndry]

i touch myself thinking about the “male loneliness epidemic”

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@all4MissAndry I support this message both intellectually and physically

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

A sub's strongest defense mechanism is writing a paragraph

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Free feet pics? In this economy? What do I look like, a charity?

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Who wants to recreate this with me

[A @achxwho]

😭

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Nothing sexier than a man who hears "I want this" and starts immediately figuring out how

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Topless, moisturized, sipping mojitos by the pool and reading Murakami. God really does have favorites ☀️👙📖

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Findom is basically behavioral economics with better outfits. The sunk cost fallacy has never looked this good

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@nerinoire Thank you for your dedication to the greater good 🫡

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

The tits get them through the door, the psychological warfare makes them stay 💞

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I lure them in with titties then slowly unveil my mental illnesses.

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@mistressdivy Please do bank accounts next

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Women are basically the final boss of every species. Men are just increasingly confident NPCs 😮‍💨

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@WorshipVida Fuck him up

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

When Cardi said "cute in the face, heavy on the backside" I felt so represented I almost forgave every pair of jeans that betrayed me

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Shut your brain off. Toss away your dignity and embrace your new life as a cash dispensing drone 🪄🏧

[Daenerys Throatgaryen @UnfrndlyHottiee]

Men that say yes ma’am to you are sluts

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@hessnextdoor Not too much though we need him functional