chi___la

One step at a time👊

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

@Afolab0011 @Quadrigo_001 From your mouth to God’s ear 🙏🏼

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

@AndyjnrUmaru Let’s add extra 2 month 🙂‍↔️

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

One day, you’ll be the contestant
Would you employ this method ?
If No
What will be your campaign strategy ??

[Jokotade- That Badass Lawyer @BadejokoS]

Enough is enough, y'all should desist and leave me alone.

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

E later click ??

[M. @M_szn__]

So nobody wan sell him car for 2500, distress sale?

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

@MrMekzy_ You should try out the parfait in uyo

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

@Ms_Ure @HRM_Olufunmi Naaaa

I think 2 m should be the bench mark 🙂‍↔️

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

Depending on my mood
I might just ignore you sef
Unless i have a prior knowledge that you’re in your depressed era 🙂‍↔️.

[Candley_vv🌸 @CandleyV]

When your friend jokingly says "I feel like dying"
Are you the friend that'll say "Die na" or the one that'll say "Godforbid, stop saying stuffs like that"?

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

Hope you made him weigh it again o 🙂‍↔️

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

I went to refill my gas cylinder this afternoon.

I met the owner and told him I wanted to buy 5kg of gas.

He weighed my cylinder and started refilling it.

Somehow, he ended up filling 5.5kg instead of 5kg.

He weighed the cylinder again and told me I would have to pay for the extra half kg.

The price was ₦1,700 per kg, so I was supposed to pay ₦8,500 for 5kg.

But because of his mistake, he insisted that I should pay ₦9,350.

I told him I didn't have the extra money with me.

He took the cylinder, released half a kg of gas into the air, and then handed it back to me. 😢

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

You know you’re client won’t win that case
You know settling outside court will be most favorable to your client
But because of appearance feee>>>>>>>
I know who you are 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

You’ll sell a land that doesn’t belong to you
Your lawyer will sweet talk you not to refund or settle outside court that he’ll win the case
You were charged with obtaining under false pretense
Now you’ve been found guilty and sentenced.
The end.

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

Big on no one can ever say this to my Dad🤭❤️.

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

A little Buhara in court
Prosecution witness raises his hands; My lord the defense council addressed me as “this Chief “, I’m a traditional ruler and deserves respect
Defendants lawyer: ( goes ahead to blast the witness) then says “have you ever produced a lawyer 💀”

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

Randomly remembered your tweet this morning and decided to check out what Mercedes 2008 looks like
This car is sweet nauuuu

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

Extremely essential necessity, but some younger lawyers on this app will join twitter girls in trying to mock me for having a 2008 Mercedes.

lol, no worry when Una trek finish in the profession and jump public transport tire, una go learn how to respect your seniors who have cars no matter the year the car was made.

Better buy car o, even if na 2001 Kia better buy if you can afford it, because in this profession having a car will get you more respect than arriving in public transport, aside saving you from unnecessary stress and time wastage.

But you can keep mocking me and my vintage Mercedes from the comfort of keke until I splash one of you water by mistake 😂😭

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

And there’s me
With my keke bolt 😭🙂‍↔️

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

Extremely essential necessity, but some younger lawyers on this app will join twitter girls in trying to mock me for having a 2008 Mercedes.

lol, no worry when Una trek finish in the profession and jump public transport tire, una go learn how to respect your seniors who have cars no matter the year the car was made.

Better buy car o, even if na 2001 Kia better buy if you can afford it, because in this profession having a car will get you more respect than arriving in public transport, aside saving you from unnecessary stress and time wastage.

But you can keep mocking me and my vintage Mercedes from the comfort of keke until I splash one of you water by mistake 😂😭

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

The Usang iso from calabar??

[🍷Esquire SayLess 🫧🖤 @nunchucks0000]

My parents have 4 boys

A medical doctor
A petroleum Engineer
A lawyer
A computer scientist

The Usang Iso’s 😌

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

He told her to kneel down
She knelt down
She didn’t mumble
When he saw the lost money
She respected herself and left
You dare say she’s not ready to Learn??

The missing money wasn’t even up to 10k o
Hope you don’t have people working under you sha?

[Emmanuel K Ocheme @emma_ocheme]

@Usmanashafe She still not ready to learn!..
Cos I don't see her going to learn elsewhere with that attitude!

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

Saw what you did there😂

[The Woman God Uses @Thimmie_e]

@_kHrisss Happy for you. Will have asked for 1 but then enjoy😂🎊

[chi___la @yourXadviser]

Wanted saying same
But naaa
I’m everything you just described
So yeah
I want my daughter to be like me
And much better than me

When I randomly think about my children already They’re
I just smileeeee 🤭.

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!