honest clown

ain’t gbè sé rán daddy anybody. I speak the truth only.

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🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Atlético Madrid are interested in signing Tijjani Reijnders and are in contact with Manchester City.

— @MatteMoretto

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🚨 In the last 24 hours...

• Mikel Arteta won Arsenal's first Premier League title in 22 years.

• Unai Emery took Aston Villa to their first European trophy in 44 years.

• Andoni Iraola took Bournemouth to Europe for the first time ever.

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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Carlo Ancelotti has called Neymar and informed him that he will GO to the World Cup!

— @euleodias

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🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Lionel Messi STARTS for Inter Miami!

[Szczesny @WojcichSzczesny]

Thank God.😎👏🏻💨

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I was today years old when I found out that Apple makes military iPhones 😂

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🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Lamine Yamal is averaging 0.95 non-penalty goals and assists per 90 minutes in La Liga... the highest rate, by far.

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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has been left out of Olympique Marseille’s squad after an incident with staff member Bob Tahri.

Aubameyang sprayed him with a fire extinguisher. Because of this, Aubameyang will not travel for the match against Le Havre.

— @lequipe

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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Aurelien Tchouameni and Fede Valverde got into another FIGHT today. They had a fight yesterday, but today's fight was WORSE.

Fede Valverde went to the HOSPITAL after the fight. Real Madrid are now holding an emergency meeting.

— @marca

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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Many Real Madrid fans believe the squad has chosen Vinícius Jr. over Kylian Mbappé as their TRUE LEADER:

•⁠ ⁠Several reports claim that players were surprised and uncomfortable with Mbappé after he went on vacation during a crucial part of the season.

•⁠ ⁠When Mbappé was injured, Madrid went on a 5-game winning streak, enjoying their best run under Arbeloa

•⁠ ⁠When Mbappé returned, the team has won just 1 of their last 6 matches, with a noticeable drop in collective performance.

•⁠ ⁠Mbappé got injured again, and Madrid responded with a 2–0 win over Espanyol, with Vinícius Jr. scoring a brace and shining

•⁠ ⁠After Vinícius’ standout performance, with Mbappé still out and on vacation, several Madrid players posted photos with the Brazilian on IG.

•⁠ ⁠Now, many fans believe this wasn’t a coincidence, but a clear message from the squad backing Vinícius as their leader over Mbappé

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🇧🇪 Jeremy Doku against Everton:

• 2 goals
• Scored the equalizer in the last minute
• 4 key passes
• 3 shots
• 5 dribbles
• 14 duels won
• 40 carries
• 5 recoveries
• 3 defensive contributions
• 100% tackles won

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🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Doku's goal could be a CRUCIAL one in the end!

If Manchester City had lost this game, Arsenal would have been allowed to lose 1 of their last 3 games.

But with this goal, Arsenal are NOT allowed to lose a single game out of their last 3 games.

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📸 - ARSENAL FANS, LOOK AWAY RIGHT NOW!

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

1st daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian

Dad: Hmm, that's okay

2nd daughter: Me too.

Dad: is there nobody in this family who likes men?

Son: I do

Dad:

[LILY  @TheThreadZone]

The idea that Cristiano Ronaldo is more clutch than Lionel Messi in big games is honestly one of the biggest lies football has ever sold us 😭😭

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📸 - While the entire stadium is ranting, this man is relaxing and making sandwiches.

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📸 - That was a GREAT shot though Senne Lammens should have probably been able to save that!

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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Enzo Maresca remains the clear top candidate to become the next Manchester City manager after Pep Guardiola.

The timing only depends on Guardiola, but City see Maresca as the ideal candidate. Italian clubs are also keen on getting him.

— @FabrizioRomano

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Please help me, I'm strand£d. I came to visit a guy in Lagos from Ibadan and on getting to his address, he told me to go back, saying I look like a grandma. Now he has bl0cked me on all platforms and I don't have transport to return home”🙆🏼‍♂️💔

- lady cr!es out

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🚨 THIS MIGHT NOT BE OFFSIDE!

AND THEN IT COULD BE A RED CARD!