AbuseYourIllusions

I joined Twitter because I have nothing to say.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

I'm a genius and any sane society would be tossing cash & women at me.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@MKUltraKnight lol

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

Guy at work tried to remove a cyst using a pocket knife in the portajohn and got sepsis.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

Conferring with my esteemed colleagues.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat It leaves hints throughout media and culture.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

There’s one central brain that controls you all and I need to find it and destroy it

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@AlphonsUnem *insert John Bowden quote about crawling towards the sun with a knife in your teeth*

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

Amphetamines are an adequate substitute for water.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat I 100% believe the rumors.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat He's going to do an exo-womb thing with an Evangelion character.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

I see no God from up here.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat Doubt the pocket knife was sterile either.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat He had to take his pants down to get to it I guess.

[mr online @Absolunar]

just be yourself :)

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

You really have to constantly express pretty surface level thoughts in general to be successful. I'm just too intelligent. and nuanced for success.