Albus

I may not be worthy of your heart, but I’ll make you feel alright.
#karma

[Albus @YourAlbus]

Appreciates Scorpius’ flawless Joey Tribbiani impression quite a lot okay.

“World domination eh? I like it.” Flops down like the lazy sod he is and takes the blond with him. “Where do we start?” Pets.

[Scorpius @YourScorpius]

Did it get really hot in here all of a sudden or is it just him?

“Oh, nothing much. You know, just lazying about, thinking of world domination...

How you doin’?”

[Albus @YourAlbus]

Sure they can.

“S’up?” Suave A-F.

[Scorpius @YourScorpius]

This is getting awfully odd. Can they go ahead and start actually speaking to each other or something? Or maybe Albus can let Scorpius use him like a pillow and they can skip class.

[Albus @YourAlbus]

Okay.

[Scorpius @YourScorpius]

Okay good, because he’s going to be super needy right now. Okay.

[Albus @YourAlbus]

Isn’t complaining about this okay.

[Scorpius @YourScorpius]

Okay but wraps himself around Albus totally casual-like.

[Albus @YourAlbus]

Excuse you.

[Scorpius @YourScorpius]

Flops onto @BenevolentSoul because he can and Albus doesn’t exist yet.