Maroon Imposter

''YOUR A BITCH!!!!''

| Not affiliated with Clowfoe or the VS Imposter team | Ran by @White_lmposter

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

⊱ ---- {⋅.Maroon HEADCANONS.⋅} ---⊰
Shit inspired by @r3d_imposto25 and @sstargazrr 's headcannon posts!!!

Do note, these are MY headcannons on Maroon, its how I see Maroon in general.

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

Ugh im so fucking hungry, could go for like a lava sandwich or 5 right about now..

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

Yaknow. I never seen Red get as mad as he was with White. Apparently I got to witness that recently.

Now this dosent mean I won't stop teasing him, but im gonna have to tune it down a slight bit.

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

@SubLime_4557 BATH!!11!

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

You'll be fineeeeeeee

[monotone b. shifter @m0noton3]

I kinda miss Them.

[monotone b. shifter @m0noton3]

PINK AGREED TO TAKING THEM YESSS YESSSS

[redd/??? @reddm8h]

WHY ARE YOU SCARED MAROON
[There is nowhere you can run]

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

No. No its not, you stick out like a sore thumb like a bitch. Sum shit like that might fool a braindead imposter but not me.

[Green. ✦ EVENT @CapnGreen_]

My disguise isn't very convincing, is it?

(Please don't kill me.)

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

@CapnGreen_

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

//litterly finnished the tadc finale, I genuinely almost cried. Dodging all the spoilers was fuckin worth it

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

You know I ait no parent, I never even delt with a child, but maybe like reword them if they say your actual name? I dont fuckin know.

[monotone b. shifter @m0noton3]

Why are you so selfish.../J

Not even a tip on how to get them to stop calling me that?

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

Give them to Yellow, im sureee they can handle another child, but the name calling thing thats on yo ass

[monotone b. shifter @m0noton3]

There's only one child. And I tried that already the child just ran after me for some reason he still recognized me. I found out it's a boy actually. BUT DUDE HOW DO I STOP THEM FROM CALLING ME MAMA AND DO YOU KNOW ANY SHELTERS I CAN LEAVE THEM AT??? PLEASE

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

@sstargazrr Monotone killed a crewmate who apparently had 2 children i guess

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

nah thats outta my hands bro

Actually since you AREEE a shapeshifter, just shapeshift into some random crewmate behind their backs, they won't see it coming trust me

[monotone b. shifter @m0noton3]

MAROON HELP ME I DON'T WANT THEM TO GET TOO ATTACHED PLEASE.

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

Your a complete dumbass most of the time I see you.. but your atleast tolerateable to be around unlike any other braindead imposters

Though being the leader of the Wolrd Bank Group is impressive regardless of the amount of shit you get into

[ℝℕ𝔾 𝕊𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕦𝕤 (Syntax) ⋆｡°✩ @r3d_imposto25]

[ Like to hear Red’s honest opinion about you!

And, in turn, maybe say yours about him! ]

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[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

guess your a father now lmao

[monotone b. shifter @m0noton3]

If you may ask how I got into this mess, I killed two crewmates and suddenly a mini hatched from the pod on one of the crewmate's back, 3 seconds after I just killed them. And I was the first thing they saw, so they started thinking that I'M their mother. Can you believe it?!

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

Its too quiet here...

Time to start some shit

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

@sstargazrr // alright.,.,.

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

Kill me how? You bitches do nothing but run around all day scream "imposter" to other bitches and pussy off

And I assure you, that salt will not do SHIT against my ass!

[Yellow the Cook @brownsbestie]

IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH AN F I'M KILLING YOU
IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH A O I'M KILLING YOU
IF YOU HATE PIZZAS I'M KILLING YOU
IF YOU HATE BROWN I'M KILLING YOU
IF YOU'RE AN ALIEN IM KILLING YOU

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

@sstargazrr Yeah, I have nothing else better to do other then kill crewmates

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

@sstargazrr I mean yeah that could work, saves a shit ton of time for me

[Maroon Imposter @youranbitch]

@sstargazrr actually.. i dont even know if that happens to imposters, i MIGHT try it on myself if i ever do find sugar.

shit i dont think sugar even exists on Polus at all