You're a rock star

When you arrive at my club in a beat up van, a tour bus or a stretch limo you're all treated the same – with respect. This is dedicated to the Special ones.

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

U smoke pot right by the front door cuz law enforcement officials don't like rock music and never frequent my club. #you'readumbassrockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

@Hunnbot5000 Only since I KNOW YOU do not follow the special group I tweet about will I attempt proper #hashtaggrammar. #YOU'REarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Try and fit enough equipment for Madison Square Garden on the club stage. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Beg to play my club one week and the next week demand a ryder. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Stop in the middle of your set to yell at the bartender to bring you a shot. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

No ones heard of you but make sure you fight off those "dangerous" fans by bringing 2 fat guys sporting SECURITY shirts. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Don't come in the club and meet the fans that paid to see you or the bands that promoted your show. #marketinggenious #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

You have a voice that would scare off an attacking Cheeta but its because my sound guy sucks. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Those Thick black rimmed fake glasses and skin tight skinny jeans make you look like #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

After the show you cant meet fans or hang with opening bands cuz your too busy - parking at the at the local Wal Mart. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

You're sporting leather pants. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Your wifes brothers cousin uncle is the singer for Snot. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

You have no money to tip the waitress the has taken care of you all night. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Oh you want to set up your drums before the show on the riser and make the other drummers play on the floor. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

You suck face with a chick at the bar and pose for a BFF pic so your wife and kids can see the facebook tag. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Oh your booked at 3 bars in the same state and your "on tour" #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Ahhh - you opened for 5FDP last week so now your too good to speak to the bands that are opening for you. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

Oh you spit on the stage while you perfom. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

5 opening bands sold 300 tix for your headlining bar gig & you wont get off your bus to watch their set. #yourarockstar

[You're a rock star @yourarockstar]

You bought on to a tour. #yourarockstar