The GlobalStoryteller

Storyteller, Tie Dye Artist and God’s Soldier || Read my stories. Each one will seep into the deep recesses of your heart.

[The GlobalStoryteller @youratanda]

My girl, your light will shine.

Happy #InternationalDayOfTheGirl 💐

[Dunsin Oyekan of #Geni @DunsinOyekan]

THE BLOOD OF JESUS!!!

[Abbiy | Exceptional Business Woman @abigaelomole]

Hello, everyone.

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[poietes. Screenwriter. 🐆🦅 M.A @theKongeIre]

I got the opportunity to see Onobiren at the premiere, last Sunday, and I’ll tell you: PL made a very brilliant movie in every aspect of it.

Brilliant story.
Brilliant cinematography.
Casting >>>

We’re in for a good time. The theatres should feel it.

Thank you, PL @LajuIren 💜

[The Lord's storyteller @LajuIren]

Posting again because this video deserves like 2000 retweets especially on WORLD ONOBIREN DAY!

[The Lord's storyteller @LajuIren]

Onobiren is showing in ALLLLLLLLLL cinemas nationwide! All as in all!!!!!

[The GlobalStoryteller @youratanda]

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[The GlobalStoryteller @youratanda]

@BarefistPirate Hii. Please check your dm. Sent you some samples

[John @jay_uranta]

@t30devotion 20 Days of Prophetic Prayer & Meditation

I just want to say a big thank you to @pst_iren for redefining our devotional life. Thank you for sacrificing your tight schedule just to lead and pour into us.

A huge thank you to the media team and Celebration Church Worship thank you for all that you do behind the scenes. God bless you all richly .

I can’t wait to share my testimonies…

These are some of the words from @pst_iren that really stayed with me

[Tomori Simisola @SimisolaTomori]

Few weeks back i was diagnosed with a lumbar intervertebral disc herniation (slipped disc) with a disc bulge causing nerve root compression.

The pain was severe.
I could barely move and had to crawl to the toilet. I called NHS 111, then an ambulance, and was taken to the hospital.

An MRI scan confirmed that fluid in my spine was bulging and pressing on my nerves. I was told my back condition was serious and that I would likely need long-term pain management, including morphine and other strong pain relief.

I was admitted to the hospital for several days and treated with morphine and intravenous paracetamol to manage the pain.

During this period, I was unable to care for myself. My husband had to dress me, carry me, and assist me with basic daily activities. I could not lift my hands to eat or drink, and I needed help to turn in bed. I couldn’t bend nor stand nor sit, everything was painful.

Throughout the pain, I prayed and repeatedly called on El Roi, the God who sees.

One evening, despite still being in pain, I felt prompted to sing and worship. I moved gently to dance to Jesus as my parent thought me to dance to Jesus in the face of adversity, even though my mobility was limited. Shortly after, I noticed a change in my body and a reduction in the intensity of the pain.

Over the next 48 hours, the pain continued to reduce. I remained cautious but continued to speak words of faith over my recovery( I kept saying I’ve been healed by his stripes, Jesus has made me whole).

Gradually, my mobility returned.

I can now walk, bend, stand, turn in bed, dress myself, feed myself, and use the toilet independently.

I did not return to collect the prescribed morphine, and I have not needed it since.

Miracles Exists, God exists, my life is a testimony of Gods existence.

[Dunsin Oyekan of #Geni @DunsinOyekan]

Play it twice and you have done 1 hour prayer!!!

BURN will burn everything ooo!

I warned you🙏🏾😁

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is really sad.

More than 170 people were murdered by jihadi terrorists yesterday in Woro, Kwara State.

The jihadist militia had invaded the community and demanded that “all the villagers must embrace Sharia law”, according to survivors who told Reuters.

When they refused to embrace sharia law, the barbaric terrorists murdered them one after the other. “Residents were rounded up, with their hands bound behind their backs before being shot and executed”, a local lawmaker Saidu Baba Ahmed claimed.

My God. Why is everyone silent on this?
Please why is this news not everywhere?
Why is the media and the government trying to cover this up????

[The GlobalStoryteller @youratanda]

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[The GlobalStoryteller @youratanda]

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[The GlobalStoryteller @youratanda]

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[Tomi the inspiring Blind man 👨‍🦯 @tomi_waziri]

While feeding William pancakes this morning—as a blind person, in other to hurry him up for school—. I decided to feed him and I noticed something different. Because he knows I can’t see , he’s picked up the habit of making the sound “ahaaa” to let me know through my hearing that he’s done chewing and I should put the next pancake in his mouth. I just smiled and said, “Thank you, William, and thanks for making things easy for Daddy.” He replied, “ it’s OK Daddy.”

I’m amazed not just at how much I’ve adapted to caring for my children, but also at how inclusive they are at such a young age. You all should thank William for me.

The Chronicles of a blind dad

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

You know that episode of Rick & Morty where Rick reveals that there is an entire civilisation of people living inside his car battery who don't know that the sole purpose of their whole existence is to generate electricity to power a mad scientist's wacky space adventure car?

That is where Nigeria is right now, and that's why I am militant to the point of putting myself in trouble by talking about why Nigerians need to stage the most bloody and violent revolution Africa has ever witnessed. Because entire future branches of history are being wiped out because young Nigerians are trapped in an economy whose job is to make white people and a tiny Nigerian minority rich at the expense of 230,000,000 people like this.

This 19 year-old kid already has the sagging shoulders of a 47 year-old man with the world's weight on him, and he has already learned to not expect anything good to ever happen to him in life. All it took to show him a fork in his future trajectory was a fucking $47 tile cutting machine, and he's now going to hold on to this new opportunity and make a better life for himself - but there are literally millions of him out there that will never meet a benefactor, or that don't even have the skills needed to maximise this opportunity.

There is only ONE entity in any African country that has the power to carry out interventions like this in people's lives on a large scale - the state! A content creator can change one life like this and get viewed 10 million times, but a government can change 10 million lives like this without batting an eyelid! Only the government has the transformational capital and the incentive to do this in millions of lives!

That is why being led by people who don't work for you is a literal life-and-death matter! When we talk about neo-colonialism, this is what the fuck it is about! When you have a government installed by foreigners, which allocates billions of Naira in public revenues to enrich foreign intelligence assets like Gilbert Chagoury via transnational corruption schemes like the nonexistent "coastal highway" - this is the result!

Nigeria's money is not being used to invest in the lives and betterment of Nigerian people! It is being used to enrich white men in Washington DC who are already richer than God, with a fraction going to their local collaborators in Abuja! This kid and millions like him are the direct victims! Their future possibilities and bloodlines are being extinguished with poverty so that Peter McBillionaireStein and Matthew Von WhiteManBerg in Manhattan and London can increase their Q3 dividend payout by 15%. Neo-colonialism is not a victimless crime!

You are all living inside Rick Sanchez's car battery!

[Lawrence Oyor @lawrenceoyor]

Dropping this Friday!!!

[Quality London Thrifted Clothes Seller(👕👖👗)💯 @switbeckssexy]

Lagos State Government @followlasg

Your excellency @jidesanwoolu you guys need to do something about the witches you employed as nurses in the Neonatal wing of Ifako Ijaiye General Hospital.

Thia women are heartless, rude and treat mothers like their rags.

Took one of my twins there, anxiety level was high already yet they were acting like mothers were there to watch them gossip. There is one nurse, she carries dreadlocs, she wouldnt even check my daughter even after I wallked up to her severally complaining about her temperature. She kept sending me back telling me I was disturbing her. She eventually checked with her hands and told me not to disturb her. She spoke to other mothers like that too.

Another nurse eventually checked and my baby was 39 degrees hot.

Please do something, they are wicked, very wicked.

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

I have cried so much this night.

If this person did not get this boy those work tools, when was he going to get it?

If you can, please consider investing in a social impact project or helping someone today.
We can’t change the whole world, but we can do the small things we can.

[Solid Babe, IMAGO DEI♡🧚‍♂️ @OluwaToyossi__]

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[The GlobalStoryteller @youratanda]

@RichardOgundiya Exact same thing I said. He’s just a boy. He’s just a boy